Russian roulette V.S. African Roulette

[jeffinerg123]

The ambassador of a small AReviewican nation chanced to visit Russia, and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the AReviewican ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer.

On the final day of his visit, the Russian ambassador said, As your stay is coming to an end, it is time for you to play our traditional game, Russian roulette. One of the six chambers of this gun is loaded--you spin the cylinder, point the gun at your head, and pull the trigger. This phased the AReviewican slightly, but he was a proud man of a warrior people, and to show fear would be unthinkable. Both men took their guns, spun, and pulled the triggers. Both chambers were empty, and both ambassadors breathed a sigh of relief.

The AReviewican ambassador was much impressed with the couragous game, and thought hard about the subject before the Russian Ambassador was due to visit his country the next year. When the visit came, the AReviewican ambassador treated the Russian with all hospitality, until the final day of his stay.

Leading him to a private room in the palace, the AReviewican ambassador spoke, Now it is time for you to sample our game, AReviewican roulette. So saying, he led the Russian into the room, the only occupants of which were six beautiful, naked women. The AReviewican ambassador said, These women are the most beautiful members of one of our tribes. Any one of them will give you a blow job--take your pick.

The Russian was not entirely averse to this idea, but he couldn't see the connection with Russian Roulette. He said, Well, ok, great, but where's the roulette part? Where's the danger?

With a big grin on his face, the AReviewican ambassador answered,
One of them's a cannibal.

 

[lisa hampton]

am i the only one who would rather play the russian version hahaha