I heard Sammi had natural C's, so I went there. She comes into the room - boy what a disappointing face. Her nose looked like Condi's, blech. So like I'm on my front and she's doing the massage. I look in the mirror and even though she had her clothes on, I could tell they were B's not C's. During the so-so massage, she kept talking. Now I'm not a guy of many words and I don't like my ladies to talk much more than me but she just kept yakking and yakking. What's worse her voice was like a nagging librarian and giving me a headache. But she worked hard, gave lots of effort on the massage I'll give her that.
So then she asks me to flip and asks if I want anything. I look at her face and decide I don't want nothing but to be nice I said I don't want FS, but anything else is ok. So she leaves and comes back with a purse. I tell her to take off her clothes and her tits were not saggy, but shaped like mangos with big purple nips. Not my style, and combined with her face I can't get it up despite her efforts with a HJ. So I said, what're ya waitin fer? So she says just a minute and leaves the room. I'm waiting there for like over 5 minutes and almost fell asleep. She comes back and resumes the HJ. Then while still limp she tries to put on the cover. After much prodding she gets the stupid thing on all shrivelled. Then she goes to work making these fake moaning sounds, but with her naggy voice it does nothing for me. 3 minutes later she goes for the upsell let's fuck. I say no. She says it will be fun. I say no. She says you'll feel satisfied. I say no. Then 2 minutes more sucking, and she says she's real horny and wants to fuck. I say no. Then after another couple of minutes, I tell her to not bother and let's stop (this NEVER happens to me during a BJ). Then boss man knocks on the door and says time's up. She insists on getting me off and spends another 10 minutes on a HJ and just because I want to get outta there by now I close my eyes and think about Iraq and pictures of gushing oil towers, which gives me a big woody and my oil tower gushes too.
So afterwards she says it'll be $ for nude bj and that she went over 10 minutes but won't charge me cuz I'm special this is my first time there. I'm like whatever and give her the $1.2 to shut her up. I couldn't wait to get back into my car to say hi to my dog, who is much better company and maybe even better looking.
L/A/S: 3/6/7
So then she asks me to flip and asks if I want anything. I look at her face and decide I don't want nothing but to be nice I said I don't want FS, but anything else is ok. So she leaves and comes back with a purse. I tell her to take off her clothes and her tits were not saggy, but shaped like mangos with big purple nips. Not my style, and combined with her face I can't get it up despite her efforts with a HJ. So I said, what're ya waitin fer? So she says just a minute and leaves the room. I'm waiting there for like over 5 minutes and almost fell asleep. She comes back and resumes the HJ. Then while still limp she tries to put on the cover. After much prodding she gets the stupid thing on all shrivelled. Then she goes to work making these fake moaning sounds, but with her naggy voice it does nothing for me. 3 minutes later she goes for the upsell let's fuck. I say no. She says it will be fun. I say no. She says you'll feel satisfied. I say no. Then 2 minutes more sucking, and she says she's real horny and wants to fuck. I say no. Then after another couple of minutes, I tell her to not bother and let's stop (this NEVER happens to me during a BJ). Then boss man knocks on the door and says time's up. She insists on getting me off and spends another 10 minutes on a HJ and just because I want to get outta there by now I close my eyes and think about Iraq and pictures of gushing oil towers, which gives me a big woody and my oil tower gushes too.
So afterwards she says it'll be $ for nude bj and that she went over 10 minutes but won't charge me cuz I'm special this is my first time there. I'm like whatever and give her the $1.2 to shut her up. I couldn't wait to get back into my car to say hi to my dog, who is much better company and maybe even better looking.
L/A/S: 3/6/7