Santa Answer Medical Terminology

[BlackSunshine84]

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>Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a
>medical school to become a doctor?
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>Needless to say he never made it. You know why?
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>These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.
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>Antibody - against everyone
>Artery - The study of the paintings.
>Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.
>Caesarean section - a district in Rome.
>Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.
>Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.
>Chronic - neck of a crow.
>Coma - punctuation mark.
>Cortisone - area around local court.
>Cyst - short for sister.
>Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.
>Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.
>Dislocation - in this place.
>Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.
>Enema - not a friend.
>Fake labour - pretending to work.
>Genes - blue denim.
>Hernia - she is close by.
>Impotent - distinguished/ well known.
>Labour pain - hurt at work.
>Lactose - people without toes.
>Lymph - walk unsteadily.
>Microbes - small dressing gown.
>Obesity - city of Obe.
>Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.
>Proteins - in favour of teens.
>Pulse - grain.
>Pus - small cat.
>Red blood count - Dracula.
>Secretion - hiding anything.
>Tablet - small table.
>Ultrasound - radical noise.
>Urine - opposite of you're out.
>Varicose - very close.
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>What A Brilliant Santa ! ............ ...
>Cheers!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !
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[Fellippe Lenna]

Hehe.. good ones.. :rofl:

 

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