Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).
What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.
How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone
How to keep a Sardar busy?
Take him to a circular room and ask him to sit in a corner.
How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
TRAIN TO LUDHIANA
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?" "No," answers the Railway man. "Can I?" asks Gani Singh.
Because below 18 was not allowed.
How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).
What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.
How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone
How to keep a Sardar busy?
Take him to a circular room and ask him to sit in a corner.
How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
TRAIN TO LUDHIANA
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?" "No," answers the Railway man. "Can I?" asks Gani Singh.