Sardarji Jokes Part 4 (No Offense)

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Banta Singh had just moved to Chennai. He decided to learn the local language, Tamil, so that he could converse easily with the locals.
So he went to the bookstore and picked up two copies of 'Learn Tamil in Thirty Days'. The shopkeeper enquired, “Sir, is the second copy for your friend?" "No yaar, I want to learn Tamil in just fifteen days."

Santa's eldest daughter had been taken to the delivery room in a hospital.
Santa was anxiously waiting for the news when he heard the crying of a newborn baby.
A few minutes later a nurse came out and congratulated him. He asked her: "Sister, Am I a grandfather or a grandmother?"

Sardarji (to Doctor): I have a contagious problem.
Smart doctor: What is the problem yaar?
Sardarji: I keep forgetting things.
Smart doctor: Ha! Ha! Well then give me my fee first yaar.
Sardarji: Did'nt I give it you?
Smart doctor: No you did'nt!!
Sardarji: See! See! Didn’t I tell you this disease is contagious!!

This is a riddle: An intelligent Sardar, a dumb Sardar, Asterix and Obelix were found standing around a pot of gold. Each one wanted to take it. Who do you think got it?
Answer: The dumb sardar. (Because all the other characters are fictitious)

One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified. On the next Railway station the driver was caught: He was found to be a Sardar. He was questioned. He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks etc. Then authorities questioned: Sardarji are you mad! Just to save life of one person you put life of so many passengers under danger. You should have overrun that person. Sardar said: Exactly, that is what I also decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close.

 

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:rofl:, the last two were awesome :rofl: