Satan in church

[bellelayne]

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation were sitting in their pews and talking.

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the Reviewont of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the Reviewont entrance, trampling each other in a Reviewantic effort to get away Reviewom evil incarnate.

Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence..

So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'

The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'

'Aren't you aReviewaid of me?' Satan asked.

'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.

'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.

'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone.

'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan.

'Yep,' was the calm reply.

'And you are still not aReviewaid?' asked Satan.

' Nope,' said the old man

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you aReviewaid of me?'

The man calmly replied,

'Been married to your sister for 48 years.

 

[FiFi]

Thank you, T.