Saturday afternoon with Shauna@IT!!

[oxprettyinpunkx]

Hi guys, although this is my 5th time visiting a MP(twice in Durham region; very unsatisfactory), I've never felt compelled to write a review on the board before. UNTIL NOW!!! I had been to see Lisa @HFH(she was great) and Sarah(very nice, but not in Lisa's league) but this Saturday afternoon, I just didn't feel like driving out to Pine Valley Drive, so, I called IT, and asked if Paige(I like her pictures on the website) was working. She wasn't, but it was a slow day, so the voice on the other end of the phone told me to come on up, I could have my pick. By the time I got there though, all the girls were busy, except Shauna. Sometimes God just smiles down on you for a reason. What a terrific session!!! Very nice massage, with some real effort put in to get out the neck/shoulder tension, legs AND feet too. After I had started to turn to mush, the session took a more "serious" turn(as in over). She really is "all that" and the "proverbial bag of chips"!! She brought me "close" at least three times before all my "tension" drained away. Hell, I'm turning myself on again just typing this!! I had opted for a one hour session and I got a lot of "mileage". AND, if you like this sort of thing, a real GFE too. We chatted about all sorts of stuff, conversation came really easy, not forced at all. I'm not the best looking guy in the world(understatement) but she really made me feel great about myself. And don't any of you massageplanet.netITES accuse her of writing this. It's not inexpensive, but well worth the money. Speaking of money, when I staggered my way out to the parking lot, saw a big black HUMMER there. Buddy, I hope the girls don't see you drive in or they'll charge you double.
Back to the review. I give Shauna a 9/10(no one's perfect sweetie), the spa and ambience an 8/10(the tables could be a little bigger and sturdier; very clean, good water pressure in the showers, nice waiting room) Complaint: they should have the option of a 45 minute session.
***Anyway, Shauna has a new regular, new time out I'm going for MSOG!!!

 

[downloadaholik]

Glad you had fun with the sensational Shauna. Shauna really is an adorable young woman with just the right mix of unbridled enthusiasim and love for alcohol. I remeber when time when six pack Shauna (thats what we used to call her back in high school) came to class completely polluted off of Johnnie Walker Black Label.

Mrs Boshan : Hey Shauna I told you not to show up to my class drunk as a turkish skunk in my class

Shauna : Screw you Mrs Boshan, they dont call me six pack Shauna for nothin

Mrs Boshan : You sayin you think you can handle The wild Boshan?

Shauna : That's what Im sayin you skeletor lookin lunch box

Mrs Boshan : BRING IT!!!!!!!!!

Shauna : ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What happend next was simply magical. Shauna grabbed a keg from under her desk and threw it at The Wild Boshan, thus knocking Boshan out cold. We then held up Shauna and paraded her around the classroom singing 'SHAUNA DO YA WANNA NOTHER DRINKEY.......SHAUNA DO YA WANNA NOTHER DRINKEY"

To this day Shauna is still the queen of Raphael Scallabrini Secondary School.

 

[kILLER mike]

oh, and hey rusty, i forgot to mention the "dirty talkin", you know, the sort of stuff that makes it so hard a cat couldn't get a grip!!!

***where were girls like her when I went to school!!!! I know, dating all the bad boys like you!!!

salute'

 

[Samuel]

Bruce,
I wish six pack Shauna did in fact date me in High School.Unfortunately Shauna would just make fun of me because I use to talk to myself in class and stuff fluff balls into unsuspecting guys arm pits as we watch Brothers By Choice in the library. Ohhhh Shauna we really should have been together back then.nstead Shauna would hangout with all the cool kids, while I would go to Derek's house and read his dad's Club International's.

 

[Duke Powerhand]

There were no girls like her when I went to school. But there was Rita. Aah. lovely Rita .....

 

[T. Le]

Rev,

Rita currently works at the Blue Lagoon as Taisha. Treat her with respect and she'll show you a good time.

 

[Gio]

I knew some MPA level girls in high school, they all shot me down. doubt any of them would give as good a session as the HFH ladies though.

 

[Guedo]

Actually Gramage 4 of the girls that shot you down in High School now work at HFH. Try and guess which ones they are.

 

[Pompal 09.]

4 of them, well that means if I quess I'll have about a 10% chance of being right, I went to a small high school after all.