Scientific Jokes

[Mo Fosho]

Q: Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium
and just couldn't put it down?

Ans: It was probably just light reading. :tongue:
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Q: if both a bear in Yosemite and one in Alaska fall into the water
which one disolves faster?

A: The one in Alaska because it is Polar. :tongue:

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Q: What weapon can you make from the Chemicals Potassium, Nickel and Iron?

A: KNiFe. :rofl:

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Two chemists meet for the first time at a symposium. One is American,
one is British. The British chemists asks the American chemist, "So what
do you do for research?" The American responds, "Oh, I work with arsoles."
The Brit responds, "Yes, sometimes my colleagues get on my nerves also."

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