Scouse eggs

[Brian B]

>
>Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a
>motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift.
>A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for
>a lift. He tells them that he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying
>20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them.
>
>He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on
>now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the scousers he has to
>leave.
>The scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the
>back
>with the 20,000 bowling balls, will he take them, so he agrees. They manage
>to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the
>driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really
>late and so puts his foot down.
>
>Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for speeding.
>The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies
>with sarcasm ' Scouse eggs'.
>
>The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look.
>He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.
>He rushes back to his cruiser and gets onto his radio and calls for
>immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks
>what
>emergency he has that he requires so many officers.'I've got a wagon with
>20,000 Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already hatched and the f*ckers have
>managed to nick a motorbike already.