A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their
domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
"What a peaceful and loving couple."
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
Long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,"
explained the man.
"We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of
the canyon on a pack mule. We had not gone too far when my wife's
mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, "That's once." We proceeded a little
further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said,
"That's twice" We had not gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled
the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and
shot the mule dead. I started an angry protest over her treatment of
the mule, when she looked at me and quietly said, "That's once"
And we lived happily ever after...... [sm=rollaugh.gif]
domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
"What a peaceful and loving couple."
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
Long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,"
explained the man.
"We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of
the canyon on a pack mule. We had not gone too far when my wife's
mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, "That's once." We proceeded a little
further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said,
"That's twice" We had not gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled
the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and
shot the mule dead. I started an angry protest over her treatment of
the mule, when she looked at me and quietly said, "That's once"
And we lived happily ever after...... [sm=rollaugh.gif]