Hmm, this is a joke my father told me, and I found it quite amusing. Whenever I seem to tell someone else they think it's stupid but what the heck.
There was this man who lived in a house and owned a large field out back which consisted of a lake not far from a bunch of apple trees. One day the old man decided he was going to go pick some apples from the trees, so he grabs his bucket from the shed and heads to the apple trees. On his way down, he passed his lake and happened to see a few girls getting ready to go skinny dipping. The old man whistles to let them know his presence, and all the girls run into the lake, covering and yell to the old man "Were not getting out until you leave". The old man laughs a bit, loud enough for the girls to hear him and replies "Young ladies, I did not come down here to see you naked", holding up his bucket he says, "I just came down to feed the crocodiles."
:clapHaha