Session Envy...the new penis envy?

[MikeyKid!5]

'Evening Gentlemen!!

A lil private message convo lead me to posting this...and Im wondering how common this is and your thoughts on the topic...

For some of you avid readers, or maybe you ocassional lurkers too...Do you follow certain massageplanet.netites postings? Do you credit some opinions higher than others? And in turn, do you ever 'envy' a massageplanet.netites sessions???

(ie: you read his posts alot and think...'damn! I wonder what his sessions are really like? whats left unsaid?' or 'man I wish my sessions were like that!' or 'oh! to be that guy!')

And if you dare....who's hobbi-ventures do you envy???

 

[Mathan]

I would envy anyone lucky enough to have a session with you.....

...how's that for blatant beggin....?

 

[Jovita]

Greeting Princess,

In a few words, I only follow my own instincts. It's my life, after all ... and I am always my own role model. This applies to everything else in my life too.


With Best Regards,

 

[i am me <3]

I don't envy anyone - Actually, this is the first time, I ever heard/thought about envy other massageplanet.net hobbiest... Do you envy other girls when they get your regular clients? Do you envy girls as they get better session than you and get better tips? Do you envy your fellow girls as they are more busy than you?

 

[lilbusybee]

Slow down there camper....You're taking the word "envy" much to literally. I didnt mean in a bad way. A guy I was chatting with said something along the lines of 'fuck I wish I could have a session like XYZ (massageplanet.netite) ... his reviews make my sessions seem so boring'....I joked that he has penis envy...he says no, session envy!

So to answer ur silly questions....sarcastically!

Yes I feel cheated on every time a regular even looks at another girl!
Better tips? That bitch must be f***ing! snicker, snicker
What she has 7 appointments?? and I only have 3? What a tramp!!

UGGGHHH!!!

To answer honestly...my regulars stray and I'd rather they see gals I know will treat them well. Im known to recommend. I love to share! Better tips happen to all of us, everyone has a good day once in a while. Except, tippers never come in month-end, hello? rent! hahaha And equally...we all have busy days. and slow days. I like seeing my friends making $.

 

[Soul~Mantra]

I don't envy another massageplanet.netites sessions, cuz every MPA has their own attitute & feeling towards the clients. They all seem to ask the same questions; 1) how did you fine me; 2) is this your first time etc etc.
As a member who lurkers because Im not from Toronto but partake when ever I can there and in the few places around my town I enjoy the reviews and I try not to bring this board up when I do visit an MPA don't want them to know that I may post a review.

 

[Ghapy]

I will be the first to admit I've had session envy. I once heard of an MPA offering a shower massage to one of her clients after she refused to do the same with me. YMMV, I understand this but it still bothered me for a while. (No need to analyze why she would with one and not me. I've done very well with my sessions, just no shower with this one.)

 

[sw3etpinay]

I like my 'sessions' and I'm kinda attached to the little guy. I would not trade either for anyone else's. Envy is not on my radar. Interesting question though, MPA2.

Hmmm...maybe I SHOULD be envious! Let's have another session, I'll pretend to be someone else and I'll write a review and see if I get envious... K?

 

[Allanas]

Never had session envy, and it never crossed my mind. I do have more respect for the opinions of some long time members of massageplanet.net.
My reviews are not very detailed or graphic. I prefer to post that way. I don't believe everything I read here, so there is no need to be envious of others' sessions. I'm more interested in their posts as it pertains to time, cleanliness, and enthusiasm. Not so much their mileage, or flair for writing.

 

[bumblebeeetuna.]

Ive never envyd any other massageplanet.netite either... Its my own choice, to who i see. Yes sometimes, i feel, "how the hell can this guy be hobbying so much".. Or WHY DOES he hobby so much ?

I thought i used to hobby alot . I have slowed down though .. compared to the last 2 months. Anyways, to answer your question, no i dont have a session envy or penis envy...

Im quite happy with my penis

 

[missbeans]

The only envy I have are the people who have been able to grace MPA2 table!

 

[Dreamily]

Well I havent graced her table














































yet

 

[Zey]

no one to blame but ur self!!! tisk tisk!

 

[Pompal 09.]

A few years ago, i envied "The Ladies Man" for a couple of months, as he had fantastic sessions with a couple of ladies with whom I had mediocre ones.

We had very similiar tastes in ladies and were seeing & reviewing them almost at the same time.

I do miss his presence here,as he was a great contributor.

I do envy VBB's budget & his drive too.

And I also envy Zanner's hard drive & its security which stores so many past & present pictures of the great ladies of this business.

 

[MCorporalAdams]

The only guy I ever envied was the guy that would book Cameron @ HFH for 2 hours straight whenever she worked.

 

[Ghost Child]

I can't say I've ever envied anyone's sessions. For me, it is too much the chemistry between the parties. I read reviews with a grain of salt, and, for frequent posters, an idea of their tastes, to get an idea of what kind of personality the girl is. Is she chatty, a dirty talker, a sense of humour? Turnoffs are those not into it. I don't worry, or seek out extras from any particular ladies based on reviews.

And, i don't think my pocket book can handle the "2009 Search for MPAsquared". Perhaps some mysteries are best left that way?

 

[Nami B]

Thanks Big M. The pics are kept in a secured place to avoid Mrs. Zanner from finding them.

 

[just me..]

The only time I've ever gotten jealous is when an MPA told me about other clients who were friends. I'd sometimes wonder why I wasn't on the prefered list

That said, my regular MPA's treat me with luv and respect. Yea, some guys may be getting more, but I always leave satisfied...

 

[finalmaster1234]

I'm never jealous of the treatment another guy gets....it always YMMV with an MPA.
The only thing I envy is the time and money other guys get to spend at the various MP's.

 

[BigBangFTW]

I used to be somewhat envious of others but then I realized that sessions are often more about perception then anything. I had mostly good sessions and a couple I would rather forgot (pre-massageplanet.net days.) The only thing I am envious about now is that I didn't know about escort/massage info boards sooner.