Sex Games For A Rainy Day

[Selly]

here are some things to do during crap sex:

1) Practise faking orgasms.
2) See how obviously fake an orgasm you can do without the other person/people noticing.
3) Get loud. Suddenly.
4) Act bored.
5) See how many different names you can shout out before he/she stops/hits/gags you. Celebrities are always good.
6) Pricktease in such a way that no-one could find it erotic, just really annoying.
7) Phone a friend. For a chat. Other options include parents, Childline.
8) Order pizza.
9) Start crying.
10) Make disparaging comments about their hair, shoes, decor, dress-sense, etc.
11) Tell them about yr day at work
12) Scratch their back way too hard.
13) Call him/her unsexy petnames: Daddy, grandpa, love
14) Regress to when you were a child/a previous life.

 

[sarci]

15) Watch TV and make a comment on the show you are watching.

 

[FireElementNinja]

Looks like a thread Bubba would start :neutral:.