Sex quotes -1

[frend]

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
.George Burns

-If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
-I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
.Bette Midler

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
.Woody Allen

The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.
.AlReviewed Kinsey

There are three sexes—men, women, and clergymen.
.Sydney Smith

Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
.Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
.Robin Williams

If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.
.George Carlin

Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
.Karl Marx

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.
.Woody Allen

My reaction to porn films is as follows: mpter the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. mpter the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.
.Erica Jong

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
.Gloria Leonard

An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card.
.Alex comfort

Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around.
.David Lodge

 

[Vina]

Hey you...you're using up some of my material LOL