Sex Score

[Bossoli is back?]

I have found this on net, it is kind of goofy, but her it goes.

Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement
that applies to you...


Add 10 if you are a virgin. 50

-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.

-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.

-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.

-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.

-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.

-Subtract 3 if you have done 69.

-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.

-Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.

-Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.

-Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked.

-Add 3 if you haven't been kissed in the past month.

-Add 2 if you have never masturbated.

-Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn.

-Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn.Pictures count?

-Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex.

-Subtract 2 if you have used lube during sex.

-Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought.

-Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys.

-Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour.

-Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex


-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a(n) automobile.


Above75 means you kinda suck in bed.
Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
Below 50 means you are fun in bed
Below 25 means you are damn great in bed!

 

[LillianaKay]

There could be some debate on a few points, however.

I'm not sure the same sex kiss counts. No passion, just the shock value of kissing the groom after kissing all the bridesmaids and the bride while going down the reception line.

Also not sure if I'm entitled to subtract that last three points, because I don't really believe I'm perverted for indulging in some very explicit personal fantasies while scrolling through the daily hotties thread.

As for coming in under 25 points meaning I'm great in bed ... don't think that's mine to say ... that's up to the ladies to comment, but damn, I try my hardest to make sure they have a good time.

 

[converserule12]

I like this test. It just reinforces the fact that
I am a sex god! :666:

 

[TheDoctor]

+1

 

[Jong Shung]

Totally invalid....I scored a 28 on it. "Below 50 means you are fun in bed" I mean come on, I've had what 3 partners, 4 if you count a BJ/HJ, and successfully never got one of them off. IMO, I'm more of the Flounder of Sex.

 

[Lil T]

Ladies of this board! Please one of you fuck the hell out of this guy, so he can get over this problem!

 

[R. P]

I got a 5!! Not sure if this is a valid test but its good for the ego!!!

 

[man of steel]

You must be a sex goddess

 

[MegMarshmellow]

I scored 3 points. I'm down w. the funky shit in bed