Well, I have lol....like everything else with me, there's a back story.
ok so I worked at this big corporation. There was this receptionist in an adjacent dept who had a body that could stop traffic and she had a butterface. On top of it, she always was a total bitch to me. To top it off, she was fucking this other guy who was part of the "gang" and he was a total slimeball. totally and unequivocally. To top it off, he was married. To top THAT off he wasn't only fucking around with her, but with someone else on TOP of still fucking his wife.
So I had a new year's eve party and invited a bunch of the gang. She caught word of it and showed up. (I guess hoping the slimeball would). He didn't and she proceeded to get smashed. So around 3 everyone has left and I go into the living room and here she is half passed out on the floor. I shook her (rudely) and said you have to go....oh come on, let me stay, please come on......
I forget whether I told her she can sleep on the floor or how she ended up in my bed but she did. Naked.
So I wake up around 7 and she's all rubbing up against me and everything and asking me to fuck her. I said to myself: you haven't been laid in a while, go for it. So I did. Well, I went down on her, and did her six ways from sunday and she started balling. Oh mr slime never made me feel like this, mr slime didn't ever do that to me (go down on her) so, I kind of had enough and laid into her: called her a stupid bitch for even talking to this guy let alone fucking him etc. Know what? She wants me to fuck her again? lol.....I almost couldn't....(almost lol).
Needless to say, she was a little nicer to me after that.....