short, but sweet

[medecineqyy]

Hahaaahahaha.
Awesome jokes dude.

 

[SassyLittlePikachu]

mg:

:clap

:clap



- goes to next joke -
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[virgod]

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."


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What do Lady Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last greatest hit was 'The Wall'.

hehe
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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ROFLMAO!!!​

 

[healthinsz]

lol
cute: lol

 

[Joe Momma]

bhahahahahaha wow

 

[spotlite28]

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[Dean Scottriddell]

lol. :lmao:​

 

[Gewirrece]

not bad they were funny, did i mention they were funny

 

[Pompal 09.]

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."


___________________________________________________________________________________

What do Lady Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last greatest hit was 'The Wall'.

hehe
___________________________________________________________________________________

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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