Show and Dash (warning not a review)

[Gaila]

Called up ad in CL. Listed as new girl Candy and ends in 8514.
Got to an old high rise near Metrotown and was shown in by the Mamasan.

Told I had to wait "FI minute" for "preedy gurl, leal 19 y.o., big boobies" (I have transcribed her actual words). OK might as well wait to see. Sat on the couch and was overwhelmed and saturated by cooking grease smell. These places gotta open some windows!

Some other and much older girl comes by and asks if I want to go with her (GiGi). "No thanks, I'm waiting" I says. Her and Mamasan start chittering in Cantonese saying "he's waiting for new girl", blah-blah-blah.

I hear Candy escort out her latest client and soon after Mamasan bekcons me over to show off Candy. I take one look and decided to dash. She's young alright, no more than 25, but heavy set, though her jugs were big, but seemed floppy. Mamasan was very professional and I gotta give her credit for that. Let's me out the door without much hassel. Saved my $20for another day.

 

[?KayT?]

Interesting ad. I wonder if she knows what is being advertised.

"Hi Gentlemen: Naughty but candy now available for Role Play and Hard-core. I am candy (19 years old) is 36 c/25/35, 5'4?and 110lbs. Have you imagined to hard slap my ass and c.u.m on my face. YEAH?BABY, I play hardcore with you. I am not concerned how long you reserve a session but I will make you worth every minute you are with me in the room. From B.B.B.J.& Body Slide to Hot Golden Shower, I am happy and, indeed, excited to offer you in the menu. "

 

[Pompal 09.]

horse, it's a "view" not a "review".
seriously, i think it belongs in here.

McD... interesting comment about that ad... she's like... wtf!? you want me to dress up as a goat, bang me in the ass and then piss on me while i'm singing Bye Bye Miss American Pie in Mandarin?????

 

[cocoa butter]

By the look on her face during the view portion (thanks for the correction SM), Candy didn't look like the spank me, tie me, pee on me type of girl.

She just looked like another scared doe caught in the headlights.

 

[Michellie-Belle]

Damn...who ratted me out?

 

[sophieb]

ThreeTimes thinks the quality of SPs has gone down a lot. ThreeTimes feels sorry for your loss.

 

[lilly of the valley]

ThreeTimes is almost sorry he stole vivian's heart (and phone) and now no one else can see her

 

[thinkingtime]

Maybe it's time for the old goat outfit one more time...