Signs I'd like to see at my favorite MP...

[mJc]

"Please don’t ask our attendants to remove their clothes.
They will be happy to remove them without you asking."

"Please do not bring condoms into these premises.
We have an ample supply on hand."

"Please do not bring alcoholic beverages into our MP.
We provide our own."

"If you can't fuck the MPA you wish,
Fuck the one you're with."

Perry

 

[Pompal 09.]

"ask, and you shall receive ... it never hurts to ask"

"the worst your attendant can say is no, except for the occasional request which we reserve the right to laugh at"

 

[negi]

Isn't it "If you can't fuck the MPA you love, honey, fuck the one you're with!"?

 

[hnmmnhm?]

i think he was taking artistic liscense...sounds better his way i think

 

[i love guns]

Perry

 

[Zedakiah]

"Sophies are reserved EXCLUSIVELY for bunnies."

 

[Pompal 09.]

3 for 1 special if your name contains a vowel!

 

[M W]

Suck, swallow, rinse.

jr

 

[Jebediah S]

REPEAT!

 

[zakyam]

Buy 1 Get 1 Free! (Refering to a session)
Customer Satisfaction Guaranteed
Any Job Doing is Worth Doing Right (HJ or BJ reference)
We'll Go the Extra Mile For Our Customers
Unlimited Mileage
We Offer Take-out

 

[firesign]

"sarasotas only"

 

[Bud]

FREE!

 

[Mick Jaguar]

"Our girl's are horny 24/7"

"What you want is what you get"

"Lunch/Dinner Special - Eat at the Y"

 

[Pompal 09.]

"We aim to please.
You aim too, please."

Perry

 

[Lil T]

Please Cum Again!
Finger Lick'n Good
All You Can Eat
2 For 1 Special
Canadian Tire Money Accepted

 

[mattyboy666]

"________-Home of the 18 & 19 yr old MPAs"

"We accept Monopoly money"

 

[kandy b]

"3 new girls-Jessica Alba, Christina Aguilera and (insert fav. famous smokin' Hottie)"