Signs leading to misunderstandings!!!

[lotrlover]

In a restroom: "TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW"
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>In a Laundromat: "AUTOMATIC WASHINGMACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT"
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>In a London department store: "BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS"
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>In an office: "WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN"
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>In another office: "AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD"
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>Outside a secondhand shop: "WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN"?
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>Notice in health food shop window: "CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS"
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>Spotted in a safari park: "ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR"
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>Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR"
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>Notice in a farmer's field: "THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES"
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>Message on a leaflet: "IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS"
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>On a repair shop door: "WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)"



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