One day Jay invited his mother over to his flat for dinner. His mother came over and noticed Jay's roomate Sonia.
Jay said "I know what you are thinking and we are just roomates" A week passed and Sonia said to Jay "I'm not saying your mother did take it and I'm not saying your mother did not take it, but ever since she came to dinner last week I haven't been able to find my beautiful silver chutney jar."
Jay said he would ask his mother. So he emailed her
"Mother I am not saying that you did take the silver chutney jar and I am not saying that you did not take the silver chutney jar"
Jay's mother replied back, "Jay I am not saying that you do sleep with Sonia and I am not saying that you do not sleep with Sonia but fact is if Sonia was sleeping in her own bed she would have been able to find the chutney jar by now.