Silvia de Craiglist -- Full of promise but she doesn't quite yet make the grade

[Jennifer S]

I know over the years I have had chicas that do not want to provide good service and hate the fact they have to answer to someone. I have seen them show up in other ads....mostly en el Mexicano. I also talked to some chicas that were very interested in the money, but then their "boss" did not like the idea of the girl paying a commission.

Independent escorts in Tijuana are generally anything but independent.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Greetings, Brethren. Having had some fun adventures and even funner mis-adventures with sexytijuana.com, the thought of trying my luck with tijuana.craigslist.com.mx had some allure. I read a review from an obscure source about one of the independents soliciting on Craigslist that seemed to be worthwhile. The price was certainly enticing – $100 for 2 hours. Here is her latest link: http://tijuana.es.craigslist.com.mx/ers/1761756904.html Please note that there is no promise of GFE from the intended target.

Silvia is a fairly typical morena from the inner reaches of Mexico. She is short and has that indigenous look that some TJ mongers love. She is not a knock-out nor is she unpleasing to look at. She has a great ass! Her English is almost non-existent but she has a friend who answers her e-mails for her and she is a native English speaker so hooking up was easy. After meeting, we communicated well enough with my horrible Spanish. Okay, enough of this. How was the session? Actually, pretty good considering the price. Read on, my Brothers-in-Arms.

We started off with a shower together. Some play time in la ducha is usually how I like to get started, but I think Silvia is a victim of the "Reserved Latina Syndrome" that FireBalls and AmigoMio so often speak of. She does not want to DFK. Kisses were mostly tight-lipped, especially after DATY. After DATY, she really did not want to kiss, not even tight-lipped. So if DFK is a must for you, then write this one off your to-do list immediately. She gets a C+ for shower time and a D for kissing.

She asked if I wanted a massage and she is actually pretty good at massaging – strictly Swedish but much better than most of the lame massages that the chicas in most of the sexytijuana.com establishments offer. Massage rates a B-. She then started in on a BBBJ. At first, I thought I had hit the jackpot! It was one of those BJs where you literally feel as though your member is suspended in a pool of the sweetest dairy cream imaginable with just the right amount of soft, moist friction -- not too little, not too much -- just perfect. I immediately thought, "This is a BJ worthy of JazminGFE!" Sadly, within what seemed like not nearly enough time, the BBBJ became more of a BJ with a hand job and then finally just a hand job. At least two more times, I adroitly repositioned myself in such a way to restart the BBBJ, only to experience the same short ecstasy followed by dashed hopes. Oh, well. So full of promise! Yet ultimately such a heart-breaking disappointment. This chica needs some lessons from Tania's Tijuana School of Turning Terrific Tricks. The BJs get a D- for BBBJ time length but she really deserves an A+ for technique. (However, the A+ will not be counted into her overall score. What good is an A+ for technique if the length of time is a D-, right?)

So far, she is barely passing, huh? Will our intrepid chica redeem herself? The answer, thankfully, is yes. This chica loves to fuck! It actually seemed to help her relax. (I am pretty sure she came at least once.) If I had known this, we would have started off the session this way. She is tight and energetic and up for all positions. No fake moaning or transparent outbursts of fabricated passionate joy. ("Si, Papi, Si! Giv' it to mi!") She even liked a bit of ass play but she intimated that she did not want anal sex and I did not press the matter because her pussy was plenty tight for me. We spent the remainder of our time together getting a darned good workout, thank you very much. I am happy to report her score for fucking is an A-. (Hey, there is always room for improvement in this category, right?)

Overall grade for our new-found chica: B- (I was going to give her a C+ but the great fucking more than made up for some of the other unpleasantries.) Would I repeat? Uh, maybe. But not until after explaining through her interpreter that the next time, the BBBJs must be much longer and DFK needs to be on the menu.

One final tip: If you take Silvia for a ride, be sure bring some tequila.

Respectfully submitted,

gmbrldx