Simple Scissors

[KiwiJoey]

So there i am driving down 14th street and i see simple scissors, i've herd of this place before so i figured why not.......(Big mistake)
I walk in and notice that it is more of a hair salon or barber shop , i guess they use that as a front for what really happens in there...oh well, anyway a girl pops her head out from the back room and says "you here for a massage", and since i was i said yes.
She led me towards the back of the place. (It felt like i was getting led to a dungeon in a russian prison somewhere). Anyway i noticed that this place was filthy, i mean it wouldn't kill someone to run a mop over the floor every now and then, she puts me in this room and asks if i would like a shower first, as always i say yes
I got in the shower and i wish i hadn't (it was gross), i looked around for the soap , now most places have liquid sopa but not this place there on the floor is a bar of soap that is just covered in short and curly's (needless to say i didn't soap up)
After that she comes in and begins to massage and this girl had no idea what she was doing i mean it was all over the place, 10 minutes go by and she asks if i would like anything else- i say yes and she say's "flip over then" wow that's hot.
She says what would you like so we go over the menu= 80 HJ.....100BJ......120 nude BJ.....and 200 full service, i say how much for a nude HJ she say 100 , i figuered why not. Then she say she can't go bottomless cause it's that time of the month (it just keeps getting better)
So we agree on 80 for a topless HJ....she takes her top off and at this point i wish she didn't , It seems her breasts suffer from low self-esteem if you know what i mean...but it could get over it however what i couldn't really get over was the huge amount of stretch marks( i mean alot)
So she grabs little carson in a vise grip and begins to tug away i mean this girl had no idea some parts of it actually hurt. The whole time i kept thinking 100 more and i could have gone to sugarland.....oh well.
she finally finished after all the huffing and puffing and some help from me and then asked if i wanted to shower again to which i replied" i would but mt tetnus shot is not up to date" i just got the hell out of there
So in closing .....would i repeat....HELL NO.....i would have been better of to stay home and jerk off at least then it would have done by someone with a little enthusiasum....and who knows what they are doing.

 

[Prehistoric Pengy!]

I figured slim was still a regular customer.....

 

[Ayrehead]

I've been to the Simple Scissors a few times. It is a bit weird walking through the hair stylist area especially if they are busy cutting older asian ladies hair. The rooms are small and not well decorated. I now shower at home in advance to avoid the shower. I am pretty sure that the walls do not block any sounds so you have to be quiet. I try to bring back images of fooling around at a girl's house in high school when her parents were home. I am always tempted to let out a loud groan and a few "Oh My Gods!" to see the old ladies faces in the hair dressing part later, but I don't because I would like to be able to come back. It would be funny though. They are very good if you have a clear expectation going in and the massage is really not that important. I always look out for Nikki or Sasha, but I have not seen Nikki there in awhile. I used to see a girl named Tammy there, she had some mad oral skills, but has since retired. I tend to use them as my plan b for when plan a does not work out. (Always have a Plan B).

Calgary Rob

 

[oden13]

Christina there is also pretty good... Nice petite blonde... Was able to negotiate a better rate for a BBBJ a couple times.

 

[Marketa]

LOL...............thats too funny. Im sorry you had to experience that maybe researching where or who you are going to see before you go. Definitely a better opition and I am sure you now know that lol

JJ

 

[Cold]

That must have been one of life 'You aren't going to believe this but..." moments. The visual you have planted in my (small) brain have now saved me lots of money for this weekend as I think Rosy Palm and her five sisters would beat that place hands down!

 

[Milkman]

I was walking along 14th street just today and came across the place. And the name sounded oddly familiar and I thought it might have been a massageplanet place. Only thing was I wasn't sure I remembered the name to check out .....or to AVOID. Glad I chose to continue on my merry way.

one more bullet dodged...whew

 

[Badboy Scotty]

still cant believe this place exists..... i find it tooooo funny

 

[??yl?]

I met up with a buddy over lunch today and we were chatting about MPs like this... shitty service, place is a dump, getting ripped off, etc. But we are guys and get so horny that all logic goes out the window. And if dumps like this place aren't mentioned then we just don't know. For every guy who writes a review about this place there must be 50 others who got terrible service or worse, got ripped off. Need to spread the word.

Ben