Sisi on CL, TOFTT

[Tsunami Dhimani]

Located on 13th and Cambie. Real simple, all BS, not her pics, especially the ass ones. She has no ass. About 40 something for sure. Constant whining. Lousy everything, won't shut up about money for even one minute. Couldn't get it up, gave me the old "next time I be quiet and give you really good time. Right!

 

[Snowfire]

How Much ??

 

[Pompal 09.]

Mass1:

I hate that. Sometimes woman think that you are going to see them because we are desperate and have nowhere else to go. When in fact you are not. It can be such a waste of time and money.

At least some of the women out there are not. Recently I saw Jessikaxxx and she was just awesome. Put me at ease, offered me a bevvy and more. No rushing, no complaining, etc... (Thanks Jessika!)

Keep up the reviews so we can avoid the unpleasant ones and go to the good ones!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Si-si used to call herself Juju a while back. Never gave it the opportunity when I saw her.

To avoid those kinds of bitch-zilla situations, just be more assertive prior to the session. Ask lots of (good) questions about service level and see how she responds. If she takes it like a champ, then chances are she'll be the same while you're pounding away. If she gives you the slightest hint of attitude, you know its time to walk

 

[Sikenflossy]

1.20, not worth ten, forgot to mention, the money she constantly talks about is not her fee, she wants some fool to give her a new car and 15K a month and she won't have to work, she says she wants to live with a mooch and "clean his house". Also for got to mention, odor from down below wasn't pleasant, i didn't bother going there at all, tried hj as a last resort, but she couldn't even pull that off, sorry for the pun. needless to say, try at your own risk, but i'm certain you will post similar review.

 

[LSD]

hmm, i had a good time with juju/sisi but that was abt a yr ago.
not a looker for sure but i liked her tits and found her attitude very positive. ya just never know...

 

[solvent]

too bad to hear that about Juju (Cici). I saw her about
a year and a half ago and had quite a nice time. Not the best
llooking but was OK and the donation was $. What I liked most
was her attitude. She sang to me on the phone and danced for me
when I arrived. She even forgot to ask me for the donation. I had
to remind her as I was leaving. Times change I guess. I had always
figured I would repeat someday. Now, I don't know. If anyone else has
been there recently please post a follow up. With all her marketing on
CL lately, other pooners must have been there.


RM

 

[Twilighter09]

I visited her about a year and a half ago....and the experience was at worst quite pleasant though I got no singing or dancing....just decent service and no negative or bad attitude.....I think she called herself Candi back then...anyway....just three weeks ago...I revisited on the basis of thinking that she was somebody else...Ju-Ju...as she advertises in the WE....again...the service was pleasant...no dancnig or singing....but bad attitude...excellent value and I would consider revisiting....because I suspect that if you become a regular there probably would be an evolution in the quality of service...her appartment is a little messy but not horrible and be warned she has a parrot now...that can sorta freak you out if you are not aware of it.

 

[Kevin G]

I couldn't resist:

A guy decides that he’d like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop. After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a small perch. “It doesn’t have any feet or legs,” the guy says aloud. “I wonder what happened to this bird?”
“I was born this way,” says the parrot. “I’m a defective parrot.”

“Ha, ha,” the guy laughs. “It sounded like this parrot actually understood what I said!”

“I understood every word,” says the parrot. “I am a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird.”

“Yeah?” the guy asks. “Then answer this: how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?”

“Well,” the parrot says, “this is a little embarrassing, but since you asked I'll tell you. I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar. You can’t see it ’cause of my feathers.”

“Wow,” says the guy, “you really can understand and answer, can’t you?”

“Of course. I speak both Spanish and English. I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any subject: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy ...and I am especially good at ornithology. You ought to buy me. I am a great companion.”

The guy looks at the price tag. $200. He says. “I can’t afford that.”

“Pssst,” the parrot hisses, motioning the guy over with one wing. “Nobody wants me cause I don’t have any feet. You can get me for $20 just make an offer.” The guy offers 20 dollars and walks out with the parrot.

Weeks pass. The parrot is sensational. He’s funny, he’s interesting, he’s a great pal, he understands everything, sympathizes, gives good advice. The guy is delighted.

One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot says, “pssst,” and motions him over with one wing. The guy goes up close to the cage. “I don’t know if I should tell you this or not,” says the parrot, “but it’s about your wife and the mailman...”

“What is it?” says the guy.

“Well,” the parrot says, “when the mailman came to the door today your wife greeted him in a sheer night-gown and kissed him on the mouth.”

“What happened then?” asks the guy.

“Then the mailman came into the house, lifted up the night-gown and began petting her all over,” reports the parrot.

“My God!” exclaimed the guy. “Then what?”

“Then he lifted up the night-gown, got down on his knees and began to lick her body, starting with her breasts slowly going down and down...”

The parrot pauses for a moment.

“What happened? What happened?” says the frantic guy.

“I don't know,” says the Parrot. “My dick got hard, and I fell off my perch.”

 

[fantabulousfatima]

Maybe she can teach the parrot to talk dirty!

"Fuck'er! rraaacck" "Fuck'er hard! rrraaackkk"

 

[AnnaBanana[=]

ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh... awrrrk!

 

[tahira]

big kisses for you, my kill!
jxxx

 

[Ufo]

Good one Jimbo, that's hilarious!

 

[x.ILoveLeeS.x]

I think she calls her self Rose on CL, now. At least the phone numbers seem to match up. Thanks for helping me to avoid this one.