Sleeping in Office

[Anish]

Things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk

15. "they told me at the blood bank this might happen."

14. "this is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

13. "whew! guess i left the top off the liquid paper"

12. "i wasn't sleeping! i was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

11. "this is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

10. "i was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"

9. "actually i'm doing a "stress level elimination exercise plan" (sleep) i learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

8. "i was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."

7. "darn! why did you interrupt me? i had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

6. "the coffee machine is broken...."

5. "someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

4. "boy, that cold medicine i took last night just won't wear off!"

3. "ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

2. "i wasn't sleeping, i was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."













and the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

"amen"

 

[jdphenix]

:... holy nap....:

 

[MapWaraFreeri]

That was seriously the best one...:rofl:

 

[TheAnswer]

This 1.. hehe :

 

[Kay G]

Amen :cool2: