I was once dating a woman who took her panties off in a bar, she slipped then into her purse. She even let my fingers do a little walking... That's not the slutty part, I've been with people who've done 'far sluttier', but she forgot her purse in the bar. This was in a smaller city, and the next morning we swing by the bar to pick up the purse. They asked her to name the contents of the purse...
I laughed my ass off. The poor girl just about died. "Umm, black wallet, keys, and umm..."