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LOL that was a great one.. i always love your jokes summy 
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Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their
soon-to-be new store.
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk
by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.'
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked "What
are you sellin' here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You're doing well. Only two
left."
Seniors - don't mess with them!: :
soon-to-be new store.
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk
by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.'
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked "What
are you sellin' here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You're doing well. Only two
left."
Seniors - don't mess with them!
: :- EMSpa_schedule:
Tomorrow's sneak peek: On Thursday March 13, 2025, our attendants will be Ada
, Cici 
, Mia 
, Vicky 
and Sophie 
Have a good evening! Call 905-479-6668 to book! - Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] 
Endless Joy Spa 
(155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, Slim Petite Chinese Vivi & Young Slim Sexy Chinese Faye - Shangri-la Spa:
♀
WooHoo Wed Ultimate destination for Asian massages
Two fab spots: Richmond Hill & Oakville Your passport to paradise with 10 enchanting girls fr China, HK, Japan & Korea — 
Jenny, Cindy, Coco, Echo, Amber, JPN Yui, Tina, Akino, Lucy & Doris— ready to pamper you
Ring us 
647-695-6354 or text us 
647-578-8169 160 East Beaver Cr., Unit 12, RichmondHill 
Where Eastern charm meets Western comfort - your bliss awaits
- Suko 5Girls:
Suko Spa schdule today on Wednesday is with 7 lovely
ladiesGigi (new), Kim (new), Crystal, Jojo, Lucky, Michelle and Sunny 🛣 420 ValleymedeDr, Richmond Hill, same plaza McDonalds ☎ 905-597-8880 ☎ - Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa (155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, Slim Petite Chinese Vivi & Young Slim Sexy Chinese Faye
- Alibi Massage and Spa:
NOW AT ALIBI – INDULGE IN THE ULTIMATE ESCAPE A VIP experience like no other 
Sensual, stunning, and ready to take you beyond relaxation 
Where your fantasies meet our touch… - Jenny’s Spa:
JENNY’S SPA 
5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST 
ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4 
( 647-893-5196)Call or Text ( 437-888-3759)Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY GRAND OPENING
NEW GIRLS EVERYDAYEXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNY’S SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS
TWO BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: Coco- A young cute blonde Asian girl mak - wonderspa:
.
Wonder spa,(9421Jane st unit127)call416-5000-800best massage in vaughan,Tuesday Wednesday Thursday RMT available,
sexy very young girl Joey natural c cup,very good looking nice body slide
long hair Lucy come back,very good strong to relax oil massage, Relieve pain and remove stress,more experience new girl Cici beautiful face amazing massage sensuality touch,give you warm and comfortable timemust try - Annie Spa:
ANNIE SPA 7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6 (647) 891-9688 (416) 291-8879 (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLS GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: FeifeiOur new Taiwanese beauty Feifei specializes in creating an intimate and deeply relaxing massage experience tailored to your desires. Her soft, skilled hands glide effortlessly, easing tension and awakening your
- Soul Relax Spa:
Looking for a relaxing escape? Click Here Meet
AlettaTinaTaniaCall us today for the best treatment and service experience. Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates ! Call now ☎ 289 - 298 - 5662 Your ultimate relaxation awaits! - Moneylee:
Full season wellness center: Young girl Big-breasted big big butts Aris , Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Rose,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Julia ,Young beautiful face sexy body and good deep massage maggie,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary.
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- Moneylee:
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- AliceSpa:
WEDNESDAY at 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔 416-298-0898, 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 3 very nice girls here today. Open 10am to 9pm: AMY (12pm – 9pm) is a young, petite short & slim Taiwanese, former dance instructor, firm natural B Cups, pretty face, firm natural titis, super play good, bbbj, cim, rim, dfk, all services. JENNY: is young , C cup, big ass, from Taiwan, Passionate, fs good
- HollywoodSpa:
Wednesday at
𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗬𝗪𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4578 Yonge St, Unit 100, North York, ON: NICOLE & SISI. ☎𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟮𝟮𝟮-𝟱𝟱𝟱𝟰☎ NICOLE is petite, slim and very pretty, with C Cups , long hair & a slim waist. She has nice massage and great services. SISI is a sweet slim beauty, 5’2”, with a beauty ass, excellent massage, and amazing services. Come and see why she is so popular. When you visit Hollywood - ForeverWarden:
Wednesday at
𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟴𝟬𝟬-𝟳𝟴𝟴𝟳: Bella, Cindy & Sasa. Bella is around 5’3” with a thin to medium build, C Cups, and a pleasing personality. She can offer dfk, bbbj and cfs as well as a good massage experience. Cindy is a slim beauty, 5’4”, natural C Cups. Her massage is nice, her services will drive you wild & her finish is a dream - HolidaySpa:
Wednesday at
𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵: EMILY, KIKI & CINDY. EMILY is a VERY tiny petite SPINNER superstar of the highest quality. Emily has a pretty face, natural A Cups, slim waist, and a lovely spinner bottom, topped off with the very best of services. Kiki is very attractive, young, about 5’4” and 110 Lbs., slim with a banging body. - SugarLoveSpa:
Wednesday at
⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠
: ELLA, SUSAN & TIFFANY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON ☎ 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟯𝟲𝟱-𝟮𝟲𝟴𝟴 ☎ ELLA is a lovely Thai sweetheart, 5’1” with C Cups, smooth skin and a very pleasing attitude. SUSAN is a small, slim & sexy black girl, only 53 Kgs, with nice boobs and ass, very versatile services. TIFFANY is an amazing slim petite doll - bnwellness_wilson:
We have 4 young beautiful girls are working today, young pretty Mia 25’s tall good massage and young sweet Emma 30’s with curve body good massage,young pretty Ella and fun GFE Lina are providing deep tissue and sensual massage, pls call 4163985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome, back entrance and parking available, 350 Wilson Ave North York
- Lulu1980:
Phoenix Blossom Spa
2 girls 5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke416-817-3366
New Japanese girl Nina Natural Big Boobs 38 DD Hot body slide, super enjoyableHot and sexy body, super body slide, very provocative service, professional super Suki deep tissue massage, has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will bring you a little surpriseYou are welcome to make an appointment at any time - luckywellness:
Lucky Wellness Center 4379721888 295 Eglinton Ave E,Unit 7,Mississauga Niko and Suki work
- EMSpa_schedule:
Tomorrow's sneak peek: On Wednesday March 12, 2025, our attendants will be Opal, Cici , Yoyo and Carla Sandy will be off tomorrow. Call 905-479-6668 to book!
- Suko 5Girls:
Suko Spa schdule today on Tuesday is with 7 lovelyladiesNora, Mia, Michelle, Sunny, Jojo, Yumi and Candy 🛣 420 ValleymedeDr, Richmond Hill, same plaza McDonalds ☎ 905-597-8880 ☎
- New spring spa@:
sexy hot Philippine Japanese Korean girls working at Nu spring spa416-669-8508
- Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa (155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, Slim Petite Chinese Vivi & Young Slim Sexy Chinese Faye
- Shangri-la Spa:
♀Tuesday Ultimate destination for Asian massages Two fab spots: SL Richmond Hill & SL West Oakville Your passport to paradise with 10 enchanting girls fr China, HK, Japan & Korea — Aliyah, Lucy, Echo, Cindy, Coco,Cici, Doris, busty Amber, Kelly & Luna — ready to pamper you Ring us 647-695-6354 or text us 647-578-8169 160 East Beaver Cr., Unit 12, RichmondHill Where Eastern charm meets Western comfort - your bliss awaits
- Lily Spa:
KAJAL, ELENA and SUSU are here today for your massage needs Lily Spa 2190 McNicoll Scarborough M1V 5M2 (647) 531-8288
- Jenny’s Spa:
JENNY’S SPA 5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4 ( 647-893-5196)Call or Text ( 437-888-3759)Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY GRAND OPENINGNEW GIRLS EVERYDAYEXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNY’S SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: Tina- A sexy new petite girl from Singapor
- Lulu1980:
Phoenix Blossom Spa3 girls 5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke416-817-3366 New girl New girl Maggie sexy body, round buttocks, charming breasts, small nipples (customer feedback) super body slide, very provocative service, professional super Luna deep tissue massage, has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will bring you a little surprise You are welcome to make an appointment at an
- Annie Spa:
ANNIE SPA 7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6 (647) 891-9688 (416) 291-8879 (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLS GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: FeifeiOur new Taiwanese beauty Feifei specializes in creating an intimate and deeply relaxing massage experience tailored to your desires. Her soft, skilled hands glide effortlessly, easing tension and awakening your senses with eve
- wonderspa:
.Wonder spa,(9421Jane st unit127)call416-5000-800best massage in vaughan,Tuesday Wednesday Thursday RMT available,sexy very young girl Mimi,natural c cup,very good looking nice body slide long hair Lucy come back,very good strong to relax oil massage, Relieve pain and remove stress,more experience Q Judy nice friendly,strong ,back walk,improving your overall health
- Golden Sunshine Spa:
Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates and special services ! Click Here TodaySusanCassyBrandyLunaLynda Call us ☎ 905 - 265 - 2158 Your ultimate service awaits!
- Moneylee:
All season wellness center : Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Tina ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament pink,Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Helen , Young beautiful face sexy body and good deep massage Vicky , Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry, address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E24376655510 ️️
- Moneylee:
full season wellness center: NewYoung girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament Cherry , Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Anika ,Young beautiful face sexy body and good deep massage Selena ,Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Bobo ,Young girl Big breasted saucy naughty Ella,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary. 2560 Shepard ave Mississauga unit 1 4379857899 ️️
- bnwellness_wilson:
We have 4 young beautiful girls are working today, young pretty Mia 25’s tall good massage and young sweet Emma 30’s with curve body good massage,young cute Sophia 27’s slime and fun GFE Lina are providing deep tissue and sensual massage, pls call 4163985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome, back entrance and parking available, 350 Wilson Ave North York
- AliceSpa:
TUESDAY at 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟮𝟵𝟴-𝟬𝟴𝟵𝟴. 3 Young Beauties Today at Alice Spa. Open 10am to 9pm: ELLA (12pm-9pm) is a small & curvy young white girl from Romania, super super busty EE Cups, blue eyes, BLONDE HAIR, ok services, bbbJ cfs. Please call before booking her due to high demand. JENNY: is young , C cup, big ass, from Taiwan, Passionate
- HollywoodSpa:
Tuesday at𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗬𝗪𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4578 Yonge St, Unit 100, North York, ON: COCO & SISI. ☎416-222-5554☎ COCO is an attractive attendant with nice massage skills & good services. SISI is a sweet slim beauty, 5’2”, with a beauty ass, excellent massage, and amazing services. Come and see why she is so popular. When you visit Hollywood Spa, you will be treated with tender care
- Soul Relax Spa:
Looking for a relaxing escape? Click Here MeetNinaMariaAnnaCall us today for the best treatment and service experience. Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates ! Call now ☎ 289 - 298 - 5662 Your ultimate relaxation awaits!
- ForeverWarden:
Tuesday at𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟴𝟬𝟬-𝟳𝟴𝟴𝟳: Cindy, Tracy & Vivian. Cindy is a slim beauty, 5’4”, natural C Cups. Her massage is nice, her services will drive you wild & her finish is a dream come true. Tracy is an incredibly cute & pretty Japanese/Taiwanese mixed spinner, about 5’1” and 100 lbs. She is very popular for her exotic massage & services.
- HolidaySpa:
Tuesday at𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵: EMMA, JENNY & CINDY. EMMA is a very beautiful slim Chinese honey with C Cups, beauty face, & nice services to drive you wild. Jenny has a medium build, nicely curvy with a slim waist, pretty face, and very flexible skills. Jenny will make you very happy CINDY is slim & incredible
- SugarLoveSpa:
Tuesday at ⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠: KELLY, MIMI, & TIFFANY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York. KELLY is a young Singaporean lady with liberal skills. MIMI is a slim & busty Asian/Euro mix beauty, 50Kgs & 1M60. Mimi has a very versatile range of services. TIFFANY is an amazing slim petite doll with natural 34C melons, slim waist, & a cute little 33” booty.
- luckywellness:
Lucky Wellness Center 4379721888 295 Eglinton Ave E,Unit 7,Mississauga Bella and Kiki work
- Lulu1980:
Phoenix Blossom Spa3 girls 5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke416-817-3366 New girl New girl Maggie sexy body, round buttocks, charming breasts, small nipples (customer feedback) super body slide, very provocative service, professional super Luna deep tissue massage, has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will bring you a little surprise You are welcome to make an appointment at an
- grape_islove420:
Blue lagoon
- EMSpa_schedule:
Here's our sneak peek for tomorrow: On Tuesday March 11, 2025, our attendants will be Ada, Cici , Ivy , Christina and Monica See you then! Call 905-479-6668 to book!
- Shangri-la Spa:
♀Monday Ultimate destination for Asian massages Two fab spots: SL Richmond Hill & SL West Oakville Your passport to paradise with 10 enchanting girls fr China, HK, Japan & Korea — Top Star Jenny, Yoyo, Suki, Cindy, Kelly, Yui, Busty Echo, JPN Yui & Juliet —
Hit up 647-695-6354
or text to 647-578-8169 160 East Beaver Cr., Unit 12, Richmond Hill Where Eastern charm meets Western comfort - your bliss awaits - New spring spa@:
sexy hot Malaysian Latino Korean girls working at Nu spring spa416-669-8508
- Lulu1980:
Phoenix Blossom Spa2 girls 5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke416-817-3366 New Japanese girl Nina Natural Big Boobs 38 DD Hot body slide, super enjoyableHot and sexy body, super body slide, very provocative service, professional super Suki deep tissue massage, has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will bring you a little surpriseYou are welcome to make an appointment at any time
- Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa (155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, Slim Petite Chinese Vivi & Young Slim Sexy Chinese Faye
- Sparkling Spa:
Sexy Korean Massage Girl Summer is working at Sparkling Spa with Service Queen Zoe today. Real pictures of Summer & ZoeCall or text to book appointment
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SPARKLING SPA️ 50 Lockridge Ave Unit 8 Markham, ON L3R 8X4 (905) 604-8186 Spa Land Line (437) 446-6688 NEW Spa Cell Phone (West of Warden & 16th Ave) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY - Lily Spa:
KAJAL, ELENA and SUSU are here today for your XXX massage needs Lily Spa 2190 McNicoll Scarborough M1V 5M2 (647) 531-8288
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