Smart Husband Wife Jokes

[Maria]

Beggar: 'Oh Beautiful Queen, give me some alms as i cannot see.... :'
Husband to his wife: Please do give him something. Poor chap is really blind to call you a beauty queen... :



Husband to wife: You will never succeed in making that dog obey u!
Wife: Nonsense! It's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble even with u at first.
:lmao::lmao:



Husband : (came from office ) Darling I'm tired should need a cup of coffee
Wife: O sure sweetheart! Kitchen is beside you, but plz make its strong and sugar should be less.
:ashamed:



Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means
"Without Information, Fighting Everytime!"
WIFE replied: No darling, it means "With Idiot For Ever!"
:rofl:

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be lucky woman for you.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire! "
:rofl::rofl:

 

[inqomqacz]

:dumb: :dumb: :dumb: :dumb:

 

[Fall time!!]

Applies on you, no :hoho:

 

[Papermate]

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”:under:

 

[Emma Tones]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Reason for men to not get married



WIFE - Forever? :rofl: Now that explains they lie as well

 

[Nancy W]

I wanna ask that r u really single now????

 

[jjjo...E]

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