Smart talk from the Kindergarden

[metalis4ever]

smart talks from kindergarden....

> A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it
> was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
> though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little
> girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher
> reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically
> impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
> The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied,
> "Then you ask him".
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>
> The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
> persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how
> nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's
> jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'" A small
> voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's
> dead."
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>
> A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to
> make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head,
the
> blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
> "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright
in
> the ordinary positions the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little
> fellow shouted, "Because your feet aren't empty."
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>
> The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
> school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The
> nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is
> watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the
> table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a
> note, "Take all You want. God is watching the apples!"
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>
> A kindergarden teacher at age 30 was talking to the children seated on the
> floor around her, absentmindedly she removed her glasses to clean them
> "wow, Miss Collins!" one child exclaimed. "You look really different
> without your glasses on!" Another child piped up, "I bet she looks
> different when she takes her teeth out, too!" ;->

 

[man290663@btinternet.com]

heheheheh...nice ones....