So, you need a MPA license Eh?

[krk]

I

 

[mary G]

A city inspector invites them into his office for a massage session. All inspectors are provided with a fold-out massage table (this came into effect under the Ray Government). He undresses and the licensee then performs a BS.

There is a strict list of requirements that should be followed, but due to horniness, some items are pencil-whipped through.

Fortunately, I managed to get part of this list:

* Did she say "Hi Baby" when she entered the room
* Upon which she follwed up with "Have I seen you before?"
* To which she replied "Oh yeah, I remember you!"
* After 10 minutes of the massage she asks, "Are you aware that we offer extras?"
* After some serious fun (figure it out) she says "I don't normally do this. Only for you"
* When the release is near she says, "Oh baby, you're so hard, shoot that big load all over my tits!"
* While/after blowing your wad she'll say, "Why is it that all guys curl their toes when they cum?"
* She'll then follow up with, "Wait here & I'll get a hot towel to clean you up with".

At this point the inspector is spent & approves the license of the lady in question.

 

[Healing]

*Keels over laughing*

Good one Toad!!!!

 

[Tink42]

Toad, damn good list, but you forgot the part where they act sympathetic to how hard your life must be and that it must be great to come here and relax.

 

[unnga]

ROFLMAO. Great list Toad. Good way to start the weekend with a belly busting laugh.