Some Awesome PJ's

[Jane Mcgow]

Some Good PJ's :bleh:

Please make it a point to read all the statements of the disclaimer before reading the jokes below. The Disclaimer can be found at the bottom of this post.

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I swallowed my wrist watch by accident yesterday, Harry.
Good heavens! Does it hurt?
Only when I wind it.

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Why was the blood donation unsuccessful?
Because it was all in vein.

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Did I ever tell you the story about the broken pencil?
It had no point.

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This one is ultimate


Once there were three pregnant woman, and they slept in their husbands' teepees on animal skins that they had killed or traded for.
The first slept on a deer skin.
The second slept on a bear skin.
The third slept on a hippopotamus skin.
All three had their children on the full moon. The first had a strong baby boy. The second also had a strong baby boy. The third had twins.

This just proves that the sons of the squaw of the hippopotamus are equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

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