Some Fun Stuff To Do In A Cybercafe

[SemandXX]

Things To Do In A Cyber Cafe

• Hold the mouse up to your ear like a cell phone and yell "I can't hear you!!! You're going to have to speak louder!"
  
• Play Pac Man and state to person next to you, "These new games are incredible!"
  
• Practice 'spinning mouse mat on index finger' globe trotter routine.
  
• Put your monitor's contrast and brightness on full. With wide open eyes yell "It's going to implode!"
  
• Tell the cashier you wish to redeem your free 1000 hours and hand him a bag full of collected AOL promo CD's.
  
• Typing hard and loudly looking behind you yell, "STOP MAKING ME TYPE THIS - IT WILL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE!"
  
• Sit at the web terminal... without a chair.
  
• Wheel your leather executive chair into Internet cafe and up to the computer with the largest monitor. Sit down, turn to the person next to you handing them a stack of papers, "Get these photocopied right away, the president wants them by end of day."
  
• Casually look around the room for people in chat rooms, log into the same chat room and after a brief and somewhat disturbing conversation state "Your blue jeans go well with your white shirt."
  
• Dress up in ragged and worn clothes. Walk into an Internet cafe that uses Windows with squeegee and bucket, begin to squeegee monitors for spare change.
  
• Draw two red lines on either end of the floor with a marker, recruit other interested racers and rev up your wheelie chairs.
  
• Turn off the lights and have a Star Wars light sabre moment with your optical mouse. (Darth Vader sounds are encouraged for extra fun).
  
• Show up in hand cuffs and gagged mouth. Use foot to navigate mouse and visit 'escaped fugitives guide' web site.
  
• Put 1.44 disk in drive and have person next to you do the same. Place bets and EJECT - furthest disk is the winner!
  
• In the middle of writing an email, turn monitor off and sigh "Ahhh not again!!!", turn monitor back on and utter "Oh thank god!". Repeat until you see concerned faces.

 

[Edgar M]

Or just trying to copy & paste passwords & change em of the previous user =P
-Devilish thoughtz-

 

[cralyn]

Safin, one last attempt to tell you to make FE faster like TE . PLEASE!

fun stuff!!!!

 

[Book]

:lmao::lmao:rofl: