Some Imp Laws...Newton Forgot to State!

[Lenny]

Law of Queue : If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of telephone : When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Law of Mechanical Repair : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.:

Law of The Workshop : Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Bath Theorem : When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.:bleh:

Theatre Rule : People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of The Result : When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will !!hyeah:

Law of Coffe : As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

 

[nzzeimhm]

^^ :hilarious: :tongue: