some language help please

[SK_Serpent]

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[Fish Lover]

You can get a HJ or a BJ at any AMP in the states.....but it will probably cost you MORE than in TJ. Try to negotiate a little on the price if you do not want sex.......you dont want to ruin it for us mongers who want it all Good Luck and Im sure you wont have any problem finding what you need.....

 

[Pompal 09.]

En mi voz de la Butt-Head..... Cierre para arriba Beavis antes de que tortazo de I usted......

Goes to prove Babelfish has plenty of brain farts.

 

[Tyrannosaurus Rex]

Once again thank for the Spanish Lesson. I verified you are correct through Babelfish. Though when I put the words I said this is what I got. "Much Hot You" So I guess we both correct.

Though I get the "fucky fucky sucky sucky" all of the time from Latina. Never "Boom Boom Love you long time." Like Asian gals.

 

[MJsLiberianGirl]

Sorry to tell you, but first you asked if "tea lots hot", secondly you asked "tea very hot".

If you want to ask a girl "are you horny", ask her: "eres cachonda?" or "eres caliente?"... if you want to afirm that she is horny you say "que cachonda eres" or "que caliente eres".

If she answers "me so horny, me love you a long time", you are in Vietnam.
(Sorry about the Full Metal Jacket pun... couldn't resist)

 

[ModAdministrator]

Thank for the Spanish Lesson.

But I think the girl will understand. Better to attempt speaking it, and learning from a mistake, than not trying at all. First time I was asking a girl if it was hot out, I addressed her with "Te Mucho Caliente" instead of "Te Mucho Calor." She smiled at me with enthusiasm. I was then told by a friend "did you know you asked her if she was horny?" LOL

 

[Sherozzel]

Que lastima el teclado no se puede mostrar como hablan ellos, risa. Alomejor poner un aviso por su camisa que dice, "Tonto soy".

 

[Pompal 09.]

Trabajos las Manos???

Does "works the hands" mean anything to you, cause that is what you are asking for in Spanish.

 

[Mohammad Javad Fadaee]

Boca Y culo acion.......LOL

I still remember asking the bellhop in Mazatlan "where is the whorehouse?"
in Spanish.

Donde Esta Las Casa de Putas?

 

[El stupido hombre blanco]

Trabajos Las Manos will work too.

 

[walk 112 ??l?]

i dont get it why dont you use a condom,im young to i monger many times before in many countries i never get a disease i always get tested but i use a condoms always i bring my own trojans never use the local brands but the trojans i feel comfortable with

seems silly to me like saying you dont drive a car because you might die in a car crash i mean it can happen but comon gotta live your life man

if you just want a HJ you can stay stateside and go to a strip club or something

 

[imablaaze4life]

-The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius

-Genius sees the answer before the question.
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-Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel.

-Genius does what it must, and talent does what it can

-The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm.

 

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[Bartholemew McBitesalot]

Blow job= cuanto para que mames mi verga.

hand job=cuanto para que me masturbes.

 

[OMG]

You ask the girls to go to the room. They know enough to get the price negotiated. Special requests like "I want some Ass to Mouth Action" well it doesn't matter because the girls there are pretty straight laced even though they are whores.

 

[Khayla]

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