Some Stupid Soccer Commentator Blunders

[Randy R]

Stupid Things Said In The World Of Soccer:

1. Well, it's Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score staysthis way, I've got to fancy Liverpool for the win.

2. He had an eternity to play that ball, but took too long.

3. And so they have not been able to improve on their 100%record.

4. With the last kick of the game, he scored with a header.

5. Well, it's a fabulous kaleidescope of colour: almost all theBrazilians are wearing yellow shirts.

6. If that had gone on, it would definitely have been a goal.

7. Their manager, Howard Wilkinson, isn't here today, whichstrongly suggests that he may
be elsewhere.

8. I am a firm believer that if one team scores a goal, the otherneed to score two to win.

9. If a team scores early on, it often takes an early lead.

10. You cannot possibly have counted the number of passes made,but there were eight.