Something To Offend Almost Everyone

[TheGoldenGael]

* Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
. A different bar.

*What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
. A speech impediment.

*What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
. They're hirin'

*Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Reviewidays?
. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

*What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
. A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the Reviewont of the cage, along with a recipe.

*How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say fuck?
.Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell * BINGO * !

*What's the Cuban national anthem?
. "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

*What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
. A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.....