Tch................The 'secret' beer stash..............again!
Can't see it happening, and it was in the Gazette, which means it's all true obviously.
Songkrans fun, it's the New Year, 32 degrees in the shade and getting splashed with a bit of water! Could be in Trafalgar or Times square wrapped up against sub zero temperatures, drinking a £15 bottle of fizzy white wine whilst being pick-pocketed when distracted by trying to get into the knickers of that drunk secretary from the office!
Why travel all the way to Thailand and not get involved a little? Why stay in bed, clean the house, watch television, plenty of time for that when your dead............Probably!
.........or that place where they throw tomatoes at you, tomatina in Spain......"Oh the pips might sting and get in my ears!" or the Pamplona Bull run........."oooooooooh Couldn't possibly do that, all those big nasty bulls!"
Come on! Live a little! It's a bit of fun..........with cold water and talcum powder.....................Ouch! They'll be throwing cotton wool balls next!
Nooooooooooooooooo!