Sound familiar???

[awesome elephant]

I never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so
much. And I never figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never
figured out why men think with their head and women think with their heart.
I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a
state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do."
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT!!! What was that?!" So
she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to
hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my
puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I
do for you in the bedroom?"
Realising that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take so I told her we'd just buy them all! She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
went to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you, she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me
because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to
play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine,
honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think
this is all dear, lets go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself
when I blurt out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went
completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT??!!!" I then said
"Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just
not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your
shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was
going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not
for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I won't be having sex again until sometime after pigs flyover a
frozen hell while monkeys fly out her bum.

 

[Julie B]

i liked that very much, have sent it to all my friends

 

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