I picked up an older woman at a club last night. She was hot, for 57. We drank a bit, had a bit of a conversation and she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double?
I said I'm not sure what that was.
She said "a mother and daughter 3-some".
Daughter has to be really hot (I think). We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night. I said that sounds great, let's go!
We went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs, "Mom you still awake?"