SRM Warning!!

[sirrobbie]

With all the hypes about the service at SRM, I think all the massageplanet.netites here should be aware of some of the hazards associated with frequent visits to SRM:

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[Jerome-092]

I agree... he's not a shill, but just having some fun. It's called a sense of humour.

 

[fittyp205]

Should I delete this thread? *lol* My first reaction was uh oh, someone had a bad experience and was gonna rip into the place.... well rip into it you did....

I agree having visited the place not too long ago. Nice ladies, great atmosphere and owners that care about the biz and customer relations.

 

[swingswingx3]

I can vouch for Caveman...SRM is wonderful...actually I've been pulled over by LE on steeles ave. on two separate occasions directly after a session at SRM...nuthing like having a female officer, a cute one at that, ask you questions on why you are speeding and why do you have a grin the size of a car windshield...both times...same officer...go figure!!!

For those that don't know that area (Steeles/Torbram), speed traps everywhere!

Roby Capone

 

[The Lovely SJ]

I went cow tipping in North Ontario last weekend. And while I agree that SRM is wonderful and the chicks are sooo hot and I would absolutly die for them, there's nothing quite as satisfing as pushing over a dumb cow.

 

[aaron m]

SRM has the right formula for success. Their scheduling system seems to work well and the girls have a great attitude about their jobs. Keep up the good work!

duckworth - Mad Cows - connection?

 

[pezza]

I agree with Lumix and Calloway, this is a great post, meant to bring a little light hearted humour to the forum.

I think Caveman stated his point brilliantly, and in this Politically Correct Society of ours, it is refreshing to have a little "Tongue in Cheek" humour like this to keep us all well grounded.

Just my $0.02

 

[Wallace]

Have to agree....
More than once I missed my exit on the Hwy after SRM

 

[J2J]

Thanks for the tip. I would rather spend the money on another session (or is that "section" ) then give it to those ticket smokies......

 

[DuckyMcQuackers]

Hell, with the money I've dropped in SRM over the last few months I could have put a down payment on the Subaru WRX STi I've been dreaming of...

That said, I also dream of hot women sprawled on top of me so I guess ANOTHER fantasy is being fullfilled ! LOL

Until 649 hits, I guess us mere mortals can't have everything....

 

[Sarita]

Damn. I was going to be a good boy and not spend money this weekend, then I saw this thread and logic went out the window. Now I am going to spend the better part of the day convincing the lower brain that I need to pay some bills. Visions of Shannon's smile taking over, that round derriere, those lucious....

Now see what you've done. It is indeed a dangerous place.




I thought you had 'retired' at some point. I don't keep up on the board enough I guess.