St Patrick

[Cunuedania]

Three Englishmen were in a bar and they spotted an Irishman, so one of the Englishmen walked over and tapped him on the shoulder. "Hey." He said. "I hear St Patrick was a drunken loser."
"Sure an i didnt know that," Said the Irish fella.
The Englishman walked back to his mates and told them what he had said then said "He didnt seem to care. One of the others said. "You dont know how to get him going, watch me." And he walked over and tapped the Irishman on the shoulder. "Hey." He said "I hear St Patrick was a lying cheating low life."
"Really." Said the Irish fella. "I didnt know that."
Shocked beyond belief he went back to the others and said ."You are right, he's unshakable,"
The third Englishman said leave this to me, I know just what to say to him." He walked over, Tapped him on the shoulder and said "Hey, i hear that St Patrick was an Englishman."
"Yes." Said the Irish fella. "Thats what yer pals were trying to tell me."