Steam Sensations

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I've kind of dropped off the board lately, last month or so because I've really had enough of the drama and the bs. I had kind of thought I had retired ... until today. Not interested in the current selection I decided to try and find something new and fresh. Didn't find it. Instead I went back to my roots and started checking out the MP's. Not much has changed but I have noticed a new board member lately named thelmalouse. I think it's all the staff at Steam Sensations using one account but who cares. Their ads aren't very descriptive but put the words body slide and water fun in the same sentence and you have my attention.

I called the number in the post and talked to a perky lady for a few minutes. I got the location which is on 17th Ave SE right by the Burger Kind and some foreign grocery store, Arabic or something. You should be able to find it if you pull into the parking lot just east of the Burger King and look for the door at the far east end.

Walked in and was surprised by the decor. It's obviously fairly new, they refer to it as Upscale, hmmm .. it's good but I don't know about upscale. Not upscale like a mainstream spa anyway. I was met by a cute bouncy little blonde named Meorah. She was the only one there but she was good looking so I was fine. Tight jeans, tight sweater, great smile .. we're good. I briefly encountered another lady when I was leaving and if she was the only one working, I might have considered leaving. They advertise themselves as "mature", 38 - 44. The second lady was, yes, but I think Meorah is probably closer to 30 than 38.

She showed me into one of the "specially designed water rooms" which I immediately fell in love with. There's a massage table and a huge shower complete with a bench wide enough and long enough to lay on, which is exactly what Meorah instructed me to do. I love body slides and I love wet soapy women sliding up and down my body. She's got the between the legs tease down perfectly and just before it's too late, she stops and says "Now me". Ok there is something better than a soft soapy woman sliding all over you, and that is getting to play with a soft soapy woman who doesn't say No. The damage for the body slide and water room was $$ and I would assume that would include a NHJ, but I wasn't stopping there.

Out of the water room and onto the massage table ... Meorah asked me for $.2 for full service and although a little on the strong side of the pricing curve I thought what the hell and went with it. She's very quiet and it took quite a while to get her to cum but it was worth it because I then got one of the best CBJ's I've had. Couple of position changes and this old guy is done. I got dressed as quick as an old guy can but she stayed and chatted with me the whole time, hugged and kissed me and said "You know what you're doing, I hope you come back again." I liked her. I think I will.

I don't want hear about the pricing, I've paid more for some of that travelling tang and never felt anywhere near as good as I did after this session.

Walking out the door headed to my car I look at my watch and we are way over time. Thought for a couple of seconds about going back in and giving her some more money, but just because I don't quibble over prices don't mean I'm stupid. I think we're even.

5 solid flakes out of 6

 

[silverbullet]

Great review. thanks.

 

[Rock Kills Kristy]

hmmm, sounds good. meorah, eh? was that $$ for the hr?

 

[Darth The Heckler]

Awesome read GR8...I've never had a bodyslide, but now suddenly find myself intrigued

 

[rabbit lover]

So, it was $$ for body slide and $.2 for FS, for a total of $$$.2 ?

 

[mizfurrocious]

That is what he said.

Stud.

 

[Medori]

Another Gr8 review! Good to see you skulking around again...

 

[zeeba]

I'll be in and out...just like the prick I am.

 

[InSHANity <3]

Awesome. It's good to see some things are stable around here.