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How Clever, Nice joke.
Stevie Wonder Concert.
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How I learned to mind my own business ...
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> I was walking past the mental hospital one day, and from behind the fence I could hear all the patients shouting, "13...13....13...."
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> The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.
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> Someone poked me in the eye with a stick!
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:woot ! Whiskey Lizard
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> I was walking past the mental hospital one day, and from behind the fence I could hear all the patients shouting, "13...13....13...."
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> The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.
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> Someone poked me in the eye with a stick!
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> Then they all started shouting, "14...14...14..."
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:woot ! Whiskey Lizard
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Stevie Wonder played a 3 hour concert in Tokyo.
At the end he asks if there are any requests
and a Japanese man at the front shouts..
"Play a jazz chord" So Stevie plays 15 mins perfect harlem Jazz.
Then the same man shouts: "No! Play a jazz chord"
Stevie says if you think you can do better sh!t head you come
up and have a go. So the Japanese man sits at the piano, picks up the mic and sings " A JAZZ CHORD TO SAY A RUV YOU..."
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At the end he asks if there are any requests
and a Japanese man at the front shouts..
"Play a jazz chord" So Stevie plays 15 mins perfect harlem Jazz.
Then the same man shouts: "No! Play a jazz chord"
Stevie says if you think you can do better sh!t head you come
up and have a go. So the Japanese man sits at the piano, picks up the mic and sings " A JAZZ CHORD TO SAY A RUV YOU..."
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๐๐๐ก๐๐ฅ๐๐ก ๐ข๐๐2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ด๐ฌ๐ฌ-๐ณ๐ด๐ด๐ณ: Bobo, Vivian & Cindy. Bobo is a small, slim and sexy lady, petite with all natural busty melons for your enjoyment. Vivian is an attractive slim Vietnamese honey with C Cups, who can sweeten your day with daty, bj and cfs Cindy is a slim beauty, 5โ4โ, natural C Cups - HolidaySpa:
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- AliceSpa:
SATURDAY at ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐, 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ฎ๐ต๐ด-๐ฌ๐ด๐ต๐ด. 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 416-298-0898 [/color] 3 Top Girls Today at Alice Spa. Open 10am to 9pm: ELLA ( is a small & curvy young white girl from Romania, super super busty EE Cups, blue eyes, BLONDE HAIR, ok services, bbbJ cfs. Please call before booking her due to high demand. KIKI: young, short & petite
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Saturday at๐๐ข๐๐๐ฌ๐ช๐ข๐ข๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐, 4578 Yonge St, Unit 100, North York, ON: COCO & SISI. โ416-222-5554โ When you visit Hollywood Spa, you will be treated with tender care and your visit will be a fulfilling one. Nice Massage, Young Pretty Girls. We have Chinese, Japanese, Korean & other attendants. COCO is an attractive attendant with nice massage skills & good services. SISI is a sweet slim beauty, 5โ2โ
- ForeverWarden:
Saturday at๐๐๐ก๐๐ฅ๐๐ก ๐ข๐๐ 2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ด๐ฌ๐ฌ-๐ณ๐ด๐ด๐ณ: Lika, Sara & Cindy. Lika is our new JAPANESE girl. Come & have a taste of the exotic. Sara is young & slim with nice C Cups, trim waist, sexy bum and long hair.She is vary friendly uses her assets well. Tracy is an incredibly cute & pretty Japanese/Taiwanese mixed spinner, about 5โ1โ
- bnwellness_wilson:
We have 4 girls are working today. New young 23โbeautiful Big boobs buttocks charming temperament Hanna Young girl beautiful face deep massage Sophia funny,nice, big boobs deep massage Lina, cute sexy body big boobs and good deep massage Yoyo pls call 416-3985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome, back entrance and parking available. 350 Wilson Ave North York
- HolidaySpa:
Saturday at๐๐ธ๐ต๐ฒ๐ญ๐ช๐ ๐ข๐น๐ช3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ณ-๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ญ๐ญ๐ต๐ต: MAGGIE & NANA. Maggie is sweet, slim and very talented. Nana is a slim and very sexy Korean lady, very pretty and accommodating. Come and try, you will like. HOLIDAY SPA 3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4 (Kennedy Rd & Steeles Ave E) Scarborough, ON M1V 4Y3 437-247-1199
- SugarLoveSpa:
Saturday at โ๐ฆ๐จ๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐ข๐ฉ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐โ : LUNA, SARA & TIFFANY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON โ ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ณ-๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฑ-๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ด๐ด โ All young beauties: LUNA is a slim, VERY PETITE and capable Vietnamese beauty, nice natural 34C Cups. Luna can do everything. SARA is a beautiful Thai lady with C Cups, 160 Cms and 50 Kgs, with a full set of services to delight you.
- Annie Spa:
ANNIE SPA 7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6 (647) 891-9688 (416) 291-8879 (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLS GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAYโs ROSTER INCLUDES: JudyOur new Asian massage girl Judy is a vision of refined sensuality, with a graceful figure and smooth, flawless skin that radiates warmth and allure. Her striking black hair frames her delicate features, and her poised elega
- New Oriental Health Centre:
Happy, Nayla & Phoenix are in today Call Text: (647) 381-2688 Happy is a very talented Korean Babe Nayla Tall, Young, Beautiful & Curvy Spanish Girl Phoenix is a Canadian Born Filipino Hottie All Our Girls are Extremely Open-Minded Open 8am til Late #26, 10 East Wilmot Street, Richmond Hill.
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