Story: The Elephant and the Mouse

[I have The Power!]

There is an elephant in the jungle and it's just walking along, and by accident it steps on a thorn and it hurts like hell, but the elephant can't pull it out because it has no fingers. So its sitting there wimpering until a mouse comes along. The elephant asks the mouse to pull it out. The mouse says "Okay, I'll pull it out..but you have to let me have sex with you in return". The elephant thinks this is rediculous, but it is in so much pain, it says "Fine, whatever..just take it out".

So the mouse pulls out the thorn, and the elephant feels a lot better and gets up to leave. The mouse stops the elephant and says "Aren't you forgetting something..?". The elephant says "You have to be kidding me! You're so small!". But the mouse insists, so the elephant let's the mouse run up its leg and get behind it. So the mouse starts humping away doing its thing. The elephant can't really feel anything, so it just starts walking. Meanwhile the mouse is going nuts, just humping and humping the elephant. So the elephant is still walking along and it steps on another thorn by accident, and it lets out a loud scream from the pain.

Then the mouse says, "Yeah you like that bitch, I'm stretching you out!"