Straight from downunder

[BidMyHeartGoodbye]

An Aussie Funny

Three men were bragging in the pub about how they handle their women.

The first man said he married an American woman and in the first week he told her she had to do the washing, cooking and housework. After the first day - no results, after the second day - some results and after the third day - everything was nice and clean.

The second man said he married a Canadian woman and in the first week he told her she had to do the washing, wash the dishes, cook and do the housework. After the first day - no results, after the second day - very little result, after the third day everything was done to his standards.

The third man said he married an Australian woman and in the first week he told her she had to do the washing, wash the dishes, all the housework and the gardening. After the first day - no results, after the second day - no results, after the third day - the swelling had gone down enough in his left eye so that he could make a snack, hire a cleaner, load the dishwasher and ring a landscaper