Strange Experiences - Guys and Gals / SP or Civie

[antivirus]

Hey all,

I've been quiet lately because I haven't had much time to see SPs for various reasons. I have had the opportunity to meet a few local ladies through the internet whom are looking for FWB.

I must share a extremely wierd experience which also begs the question, you guys and gals had any experiences SP or civie that you just have to shake your head afterwards and say, WTF just happend? Please share we want to here.

So here is my experience. (name changed to protect the not so innocent)

Veronica Black calls and doesn't talk much other than when can you get here and here's my address. I take a viagra and am there in 5 mins, its only about 5-6 blocks away from where i'm staying, of course she doesn't know that. She tells me to go to the back door and just park in the driveway. I ask what about your husband, "oh he's downstairs past out from his pain meds." I ask "what if he wakes up". She says "no problem he is ok with me doing this". I figure ok this will be weird. Pull up in the driveway and the house is in darkness. I go to the door and looking around thinking about checking if its the right house and she opens the door. I go in and there is a low lighting on in the kitchen where I went in and see she is in a negligee, but she just give the briefest of hugs. She says come with me and go into the living room and she asks me if I like quickies and of course I said ok. She gets down on her knees and asks me to remove my shirt and pants. so everything goes. She gave a decent quick blow job just to get me hard really. Then hops on while i'm sitting on the couch. As she's riding asks me what I like and tell her this, doggie and anal. She says well anal won't work right now but I like doggie so lets get to it. Bend over a chair and says how about this. So i'm taking it easy for like 20 mins. and she says lets try this in the kitchen. She leans on the kitchen counter with ass sticking out and says lets try here. I pound away for 10mins and come. I follow her into the living room and I sit down, she has some wine but doesn't sit, starts walking around and goes into kitchen again for a minute and comes back. Takes more wine looks at me and says how about a little fingering. Ok i'm good with that and she leans over the couch with her head near the back of the couch where there is a window. I'm fingering for 15-20 mins and she says I think thats all I can do for now and waits for me to get my clothes back on. Anyways she says thanks for coming over on short notice while i'm getting dressed. We head out and gives me the briefest of hugs and thanks me again for coming over.

Talk about straight out booty calls. There was zero passion involved in this one which was less than any SP I have ever seen. Only problem is the viagra didn't have time to kick in, lol.

I get home after repeatedly saying to myself "that was f***ing strange!" I get a email message from her saying she had a great time and wants to do it again sometime. I respond with sure when she is ready. She says how about now she's still horny.

I think part of the strange in this is the darkened house, windows open, people could see in from the street, her total disconnect from me and knowing the husband was downstairs. But the fact that she never really looked me in the face is downright wierd.

Lets hear your wierdest SP or civie experience.

 

[Phi Mu SiS]

Wow, that is a weird one and I have to say you are a gutsy fellow. I would be terrified of the husband hearing us and coming up with a hammer.

 

[Ernesto]

When I was into the phone chat lines, I met a nurse. After a few weeks of chatting, invites me to her North York house and tells me to use the back door. 10 pm, go into basement had to make sure she was at least a she. All cool, into the act I hear footsteps. She says no worries it's my old man but he is drunk.

To make a long story short, I left her hanging. But now that I think about it, she was just a horny housewife with a drunk husband. I called her many times but never returned my calls. My bad.

 

[tinkrbel93]

I had a fuckbuddy few years back, she was one crazy woman. One night she took her hubby's truck and we drove to his work place, parked at the front of his office and fucked like teenagers. She hated her hubby, but he was one rich SOB.

 

[Andielep]

Good for you GDL

I'm wondering though is this useable for review awards? LMAO

 

[Beach Blondie]

Ok when Brash and I are in bed having wild sex and one of us blurs outs "Which escort gave you the Best Bj" or " Who eats you out the best" Damn I should have said him but I yelled out the her name. Well, he took it like a man and was so very sweet about it:angel:. So now I can see her on my own:666:

Or if I am giving him a BJ and forget to tell him something. I start talking to him totally forgetting what I was doing. He knows me he just looks, gives a cute grin and grabs my head and pushes it back.:bad::love:

 

[MelissaHudgens]

Strange experiences ?

You mean other than that time with the strap-on so she could show me what anal felt like for the receiver. It wasn't quite "Deliverence" since she knew what she was doing prep-wise and employed progressive sizing. Still trying to figure out why some women like anal given they don't even have a prostate equivalent. Surprisingly I wasn't scarred for life.

Or the tour of a sex toy manufacturing operation in LA, having clinical discussion with the general manager and his incredibly hot assistant over which sizes and colours sold best and the fact that they add vanilla extract into the liquid rubber compounds they use for their rubberized dildos to cut the "rubber smell". I felt very inadequate after that tour.

 

[heartland_hopes]

Sorry what is FWB? Females with Butts?. :neutral:

 

[Karma Singh]

Try

Friends With Benefits

 

[shamar_online]

I had met a lady in my neighborhood grocery store. Our eyes met over the banana stand and before I knew it I was having coffee with her at the local Tims. She wasn't bad looking but she had this weird look in her eye. She asked me if I would like to go to a nearby motel. I was flattered and as we walked to the car she started to tell me how she was into the vampire scene and if I was into having my blood sucked? :gasp: I told her, NOPE only my cock but I think I will pass today. CYA and I bolted! All I could think of all night was her biting my dick off, OMG what a whack job!!

 

[Pat A]

Well, this isn't about an sp but a bunch of us took our boats over to another marina for the night and were partying it up on the guy with the biggest....(boat). So everyone retires back to their own and this hottie's sister who came with me and my gf and the hottie (ended up banging her after a couple of years after my gf and I split up). ANyhow, back to the story.

We were sitting at the table shooting the shit and she starts in about this guy she is into, but he treats her like shit, blah blah blah. So I'm saying she's better than that, deserves better, gotta find a guy who will treat her right, well, we're both a little drunk and next thing I know she's going cowgirl on me and her tongue's down my throat. So I get into it, undo her pants, and start doin the digits well......I got OUT of there REAL quick. Not only was my gf asleep in my boat not 5' away and could look in at any moment but this chick's lips were....

C R U S T Y

I mean, they felt like the edges of a pringles potato chip. I didn't dare take off her pants to see WTF was going on but I tell you, when I got to my boat I fucking used varsol on my hand......

And for the record, I don't cheat, don't believe in cheating, and felt guilty as shit for doing what I did. I would have stopped it before it went any farther crusty lips or not lol. It just happened so fast it was more a kneejerk reaction than anything else......

 

[Pompal 09.]

GDL, your PM box is full. Please clear it up or will have to slap you silly :he:.

 

[mick]

My box in now empty, don't know how many ladies around here can say that, lol.

 

[ablex]

Which is/are the best site(s) to meet local ladies for fun?.

 

[charlie murphy]

PM Sent

 

[Aseel]

This one happened several years ago, but I never forgot it.

I meet a civie at the library (in the U.S.) where I went to check my e-mail after my internet connection failed. She is 24ish, blonde, blue-eyed, nice figure. I start making small talk, she smiles and is receptive. We exchange numbers. Next day I call her and we arrange for me to come over to her house (parents left it to her). I show up, and am sitting next to her and ask if she has ever been to such and such a place for dinner. She replies she doesn't go to that block anymore as her ex-b/f has a restraining order out on her to keep at least 100 feet away from him and he lives near there. OK...so I ask why he got such a restraining order. She replies "I tried to stab him with a kitchen knife". Thinking domestic dispute I make light of it and say "what did he do to you to deserve that lol" and she blankly and without emotion says "Nothing really. I just walked over to him on the street one day and took the knife from my purse and tried to stab him. I don't know why I did it. Then he got a restraining order, so the police say I have to stay away from him. We only went out a couple of times anyway so I didn't really know him. I kind of do things without knowing why."
I say "Why did you have a kitchen knife in your purse?"

She shrugs and says "I don't know. I don't remember a lot of things I do afterwards. My parents used to say I needed to professional help, but I don't want any...some days I'm totally normal...other days..."

About now I am looking at my watch and saying "I just remembered I have to work late tonight - I'll keep in touch" as I slowly move towards the door. :shock:

 

[Guest 2548]

^^^^^^^:gasp:

That girl REALLY needs to learn the concept & art of "small talk" if she's ever gonna get a second date! :shock:

 

[WCCanuck]

Sounds like its not a problem for her, she just has to club her next victim (I mean date).

This one takes the cake on the dangerous scale. At least mine wasn't dangerous, well it was hubby I was worried about though.