Strangest/oddest request!

[Dino Benjamin]

Hiy'all, as it's a full moooooon.............

I was wondering if any therapists can relate any strange treatment requests from their client(s)?!

One's that at first seemed strange but after consideration were not, or ones that were just......odd!

And what you did about it/how you dealt with it.

Could be amusing; could be serious .

 

[Chula Lula]

I was once ask to bring some toilet paper with me as my client had almost run out and thought it would be easier if I could pick some up on the way. I was happy to oblige.

It certainly gave me and them a laugh.

Sue x

 

[Francisco]

One of mine insisted on having her mother in the room whilst she was being massaged.

 

[iiinycboi]

I had a client like that once who wanted her mother in the room. This is fine no problem, but we a talking about a client in her 30s, married with 3 children, I have already treated several members of her family sucessfully, and it was a Thai massage where you keep your clothes on.

But, it's not for me to judge.......

BestWishes

RP

 

[rposzich]

Hi have a client booked for saturday and she wants me to take the daily mail!.She is obviously planning to stay in after her treatment me thinks.

 

[Cam156 nice guy]

Okay, the best request I ever had was a guy who asked me to give him an unusual massage - an all over tickle massage! He proposed to teach me first how to tickle him so I could do the same for him.

I agreed to it but he never followed through and booked!

J

 

[Pompal 09.]

I did once have a young guy ask to come along to my place, with his girlfriend. He asked that I massage her, naked, and once she was fully aroused he would take care of her while I watched!!!! LOL. He did also want more than a 50% discount on my normal fees, stating that the pleasure of massaging her naked body would be payment enough!! Cheeky students..

I could write a compendium of these stories....


JJ

 

[Ashleigh]

This was the one that finally made me keep to my not accepting any unknown male clients within 48hrs of them calling.....
Guy called up wanted a massage TODAY, I said nothing available today or tomorrow, he said he was getting an injection later that day and a massage was the only thing that helped make it comfortable for him over the next couple of days, so I fitted him in as the last appointment of the day at 6:30pm.
So 6:30pm arrives, he does not, 6:45pm arrives, still no sign, so I call him, he says he is in a taxi and will be there in 5 min, 6:50 no sign, 7pm I call, he says the taxi driver got lost and he will be there in 5 min, normally I would say forget it, but I didn't. He turns up at 7:15pm, very nicely dressed, with a very large briefcase. He said he had already let the taxi go and would call one when he finished, knowing taxis in the area usually take at least 1hr, I ring up and book one straight away.
Then the intake form...... he doesn't want to fill it out, until he finds out if I am suitable. Normally this would be the time for me to tell him he can leave, but there is no taxi, so I keep going, he discusses his medical problems, (I can't remember the details this was all a loooooooooong time ago), he even has a laminated letter from his health provider explaining the injections he was talking about. Turns out the injection site is his glutes (of course), then he says he can't lay on fabric because it gives him a rash, so he brings out a sheet of plastic from the almost empty large briefcase, and he can't have a drape used on him because of the rashes. Again this would all normally be time to say goodbye, but again I think of the taxi! I think I can cope if he just stays face down, he then says he has erectile dysfunction so not to worry, normally this would be time for goodbye, but again, the taxi!!!! He them pulls out his own bottle of olive oil and says he wants it poured over him to help with the injection site. I say that's not a massage and the level of skill he is looking for he would be better finding a sex worker, normally this would be time for goodbye, but I still am thinking of the taxi.....
So I say OK, put his plastic on the table, but say there will be no oil pouring, it will be a massage. I leave the room for him to undress and get on the table. I come back in, he has the whitest of white socks and the whitest of white t-shirts on that I have ever seen, and nothing else, with the t-shirt so long it was covering his glutes. I say the t-shirt has to be moved up. I massage for a while, he pretends to go to sleep, suddenly he pretends to turn over in his sleep (turn over in your sleep on a massage couch? not possible, you will roll off), and what a surprise, there is something standing at attention, admittedly the smallest such thing I've ever seen so it wasn't threatening, but so much for erectile dysfunction. That was enough for me to leave the room and go check if the taxi has turned up.
He then pretends to suddenly 'wake up' as I come back in the room and I say time is up, even though the taxi hasn't appeared yet. He does pay for the treatment, I again suggest he go to see a sex worker for the level of skill he wants, and he leaves.

Then the really creepy thing, he called again a couple of days later, confirming his appointment that evening, I was like 'huh?' and he mentioned a suburb about 30miles from me, and I realised he was going all over the city making appointments and creeping out massage therapists with his plastic sheet and bottle of olive oil...... Maybe he eventually found someone that gave him the treatment he wanted.

 

[Hans]

Have had several weird requests. The first was a guy who called me after I had advertised in a lifestyle magazine for transexuals. At the time i was doing more beauty and was hoping to capitalise on this niche market locally. He was quite prepared to fly over from Cork for a massage, facial and waxing so long as I was dressed in a french maid uniform. I put the phone down, only for him to keep calling back the next 2 nights. I never advertised in that mag again. I also get some rather dodgy sounding requests when I advertise online on a particular free website. It wasn't til I did some research that i discovered that there was another male therapist in Nottingham, with the same name, same qualifications, offering "extras". I then stopped advertising under my name and created synergy instead, but the website does still attract some undesirable calls at time.

 

[Belinda]

Cola- thank you. That's the best laugh I've had in ages (OMG sheet of plastic whatever next)

 

[Pompal 09.]

I had a 50 odd year old man offer to pay me my hour's massage fee, not for the general massage, but to stand on him for an hour! Just the wrong side of fetish for me!

 

[dkqlwbth]

Odd fetish! Is there a market for this type of thing? It sounds very easy money to me.......

 

[?.?.]

Hi CY

What would the right side of fetish for you?

Best Wishes

RP

 

[WetlandactOrg]

A client came to me looking very disapointed, she had just failed to become an air stewardess because of her lack of height !!!!! she was half an inch short of the minimum height so she came to me for a massage that was going to stretch her the half inch required!!!

I sugguested a less painfull option was to buy a pair of half inch heel lifts and wear them inside her stockings.....result

 

[Celine]

Nothing like that has happened to me but I'm having a giggle at this thread anyway.

 

[sadapollamn]

Great thread!!

 

[Everard G]

Celtia, my initial thought was also easy money...but then you start thinking about the logistics: would he be naked, what would HE be doing whilst I stand on him etc... So not worth it.
As for the right side of fetish, RP now that would be giving too much information away although the plastic sheet and olive oil sounds appealing ha ha

 

[Tang B]

my niece brings her small pillow, comfort sheet, two teddy bears and organizes them all neatly at the top of the table before she lies down, these are the things she has when she goes to sleep at night. Bless her, it does look so cute and she really feels relaxed.
Ah sure whatever it takes to keep her happy.

 

[TBOTV]

Aw, that sounds so lovely.

 

[awm_2266]

I dont think anyone has asked me for an unusual request.
I am adamant I keep it professional