Stress or panic ???

[Kandie Kay]

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlReviewiend is pregnant,

and Panic is when both are pregnant.



A woman asks man who is traveling with six children,

"Are all these kids yours?"

The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory and these

are customer complaints".



A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?"

Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that.

Your Reviewiend over there, is also my son, that's confidential."