4 Guys 2 girls. One of these guys had a monster dick, so one of the girls was really into him. We brought out a shower curtain, poured wesson oil all over the girl, and Mr. bick dick starts hosing this bitch. While me and the other three guys are stripping and getting our dicks hard I thought fuck it, and grab this bitches head and stuff my cock in her mouth. The fact that she didn't want to blow me beacuse she was into getting fucked made it better. While the other guys who had yet to participate where watching I started making all these porn faces, "The Peter North", "The Ron Jeremy", and this other guy I called the "Angry Fucker" never learned his name but he'd make these funny faces. The other guys were cracking up but trying not to let girl #1 that we were making fun of her. when I got my "crack" at girl #1, I had seleced a gurkin pickle from the refrigerator, and while fucking her, tried to shove this pickle in her ass, it was ice cold so putting the pickle on her sphincter made her jump.
The other two guys strated up with girl #2, the funniest line from that one was girl #2 says to one of my friends "Do you...love me?", and he was thinking, "Love you?..I don't even like you!"
I think for any monger to win this competition the feat must include:
1) At least one midget
2) Making a girl air tight (Mouth, Pussy, Ass)
3) Bukake completion
MHO