Surgeons

[George Bush]

OK, I admit I pasted this from the Monster Raving Loony Party website but I couldn't resist it (one slight edit though to clean it up slightly)!

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on...


The first surgeon, from Bristol , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."


The second, from Manchester , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."


The third surgeon, from Edinburgh , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."


The fourth surgeon, from Birmingham chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those blokes always understand when you have a few parts left over."


But the fifth surgeon, from London shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong, Politicians are the easiest to operate on"...............................
.................................."There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the backside are interchangeable."

 

[flozrockz]

Thank you for sharing that Bannick, just what we need a good chuckle

 

[Veternarian_Student]

Thanks for that one!

 

[bcbole92]

This is another quote from there - the speech made by Oliver Crowell:


In an upside down world, its the monster raving loonies that seem to talking sense!